Dr Dig

Granted - a group bikini models just came to visit, but you cocks broken I wish i didn't have to revise to pass my exams

Recycle? Save the plant and all that. Alternatively you could decide that that idea was wank and make a half into robot dogs legs, half into robot cats legs and leave them it out on video for the amusement of the forum? The winners can be left to regroup and face an attack from a more deadly foe after another two years...

I think it was an oscar wilde like play on words...

What's Jade Goody getting for easter? Cremated

Me and my gf split up when i came to uni mid september, we've kept in touch and are still good mates, but talking to her just makes me realise she was the soundest, prittyest, sweetest ect girl i know and that i dont wana go out trying to pull girls at uni and that i want her. She was initialy really hung up on me but has kinda started to like a new man the last few weeks, shortly after i told her how i felt. Shes really proud and i know shed hate to get with me again and be hurt again so i wonder is this new guy just like a shield to sorta protect herself from comiting and getting hurt. What do i do? Im loved up...

How do you know you have a high sperm count? Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

Please help me with number three, ive red all the hints and cannot get it, i may kill again if i dont get this

The waye rooney syndrome is for the reasuring sound of an older woman (granny) being close.

I love it keep em coming

Hi all, I'm coming toward the end of my school career and me and the gang want to pull some good pranks on the last day but we cant come up with anything that wont land us with the rozzers at our door. Any help would be brilliant thanks

I love ben travis its official. Lol that was prity fly for a white guy ben Not alot of rocks in there though But seriously kik ass video made for some pleasurable viewing Cahal xx

Hi all I got a fookin hydroxx And two hopes n a bak wheel. Ilove divorced parents lol also got assasins creed and call of duty 4 for my sex box which are amazing i loved it Also got like nice clothes and cds and stuff and quite a bit of cash. But a hydroxx

I love u duff man your like a cuddly sidehopping weapon. Was swish man but stop streeting it up and get down to nevis range for some natty boyo!