Davetrials Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Spent all night saturday night playing on a bouncy castle coverd in fairy liquid and i never washed it off i just dried up, now my balls have gone really dry and shiney to touch, and there getting a little tender to, what the f**ks happend, i know fiary liquid is bad for your skin as it sucks all the natual lubricants out, is it somthing to do with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Moisturiser the f**k up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 e45 cream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshlyd1 Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 They will shrink to peas and drop off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Your banned from every topic i ever make. f**k off.Hannah u told me your were clean?and who ever suggested e45 well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Hannah u told me your were clean?I lied Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 I saw the title of this thread, and instantly knew it would be from Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 They will shrink to peas and drop offEvery.Single.Thread.^ Is what you manage to spoil with your idiotic behaviour.Please can somebody put this guy back into NMC until he learns to grow up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 PM me a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 PM me a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 PM me a pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 U cant see anything, just feels weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 We didn't wanna see the injuries, just your balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 pics or it didn't happen? i had a somthing like this when i was younger only it was in a pool and all of me was dry and wrinkled and i started to itch in some places from iratation but yeah smother those bad boys in cream and youll be good to go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Sponge and a shower? If it's a bit red and raw, just grit your teeth, then maybe stick some vaseline on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Every.Single.Thread.^ Is what you manage to spoil with your idiotic behaviour.Please can somebody put this guy back into NMC until he learns to grow up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted August 10, 2009 Report Share Posted August 10, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Yeah, e45 cream. Or some moisturiser would do the trick. Like you have already mentioned, it extracts the natural moisture out of your skin. Hence why you are ment to use gloves for washing up etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 My balls are peeling, and the skin undernearth is A ok. roll on the shedding process, i really wanted to f**k this bird this week to, im doing it with shedding bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jitters Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 From Wikipedia:Moulting can involve the epidermis (skin), pelage (hair, fur, wool), or other external layer. In some species, other body parts may be shed, for example, wings in some insects. Examples include old feathers in birds, old hairs in mammals (especially dogs and other canidae), old skin in reptiles, and the entire exoskeleton in arthropods.Get the stapler ready. You may need it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Exfoliate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Manning Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Why oh why am I not surprised that you started this topic. To be fair I don't think anyone else could be as stupid to get fairy liquid on their balls.Good ol. Dave always trying something new . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted August 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 Why oh why am I not surprised that you started this topic. To be fair I don't think anyone else could be as stupid to get fairy liquid on their balls.Good ol. Dave always trying something new .It was a bouncy castle coverd in foam, u try and avoid it after a bottlle of JD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 11, 2009 Report Share Posted August 11, 2009 I had a JD and coke once, I ended up sat on an inflatable pillow with a bar of hand soap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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