Cahill Trials Kid Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Where would a girl from Essex buy a trials bike? Tartybikes Why was maggie scared? She didn´t want to Bleed to death. they made me lol especialy the first one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 (edited) What´s the difference between marmalade and j.a.m? You can´t marmalade koxx up a Girls A***. Edited December 30, 2009 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 What's the difference between riding in lycra and shagging a man? Shagging a man is a hell of a lot less gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted December 30, 2009 Report Share Posted December 30, 2009 Onza lamey Thread. Hahaha, fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 why did the trials bike smash up his house? cuz it was M.A.D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What's the difference between riding in lycra and shagging a man? Shagging a man is a hell of a lot less gay. I suppose you have tried both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 I suppose you have tried both? Yeah with your dad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompytrials Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Yeah with your dad. f**king LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 You wanna hear a funny joke? Womans rights.. Lame! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Yeah with your dad. Ouch low blow. Almost as low as your mothers muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a site owner, crossed with a cartoon character and a curly pile of excrement? Tomturd! Speaking of which, please close this thread, for the sake of our sanity?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Ouch low blow. Almost as low as your mothers muff. Well your mum is such a slag she has the council trim her bush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a trials rider who's also a faggot? Click for answer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DannyBazz (: Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a trials rider who's also a faggot? Click for answer ' f*cking lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Leave him alone this is actually quite a good thread. It makes a change to all the "what pad" topics and "i've just bought such and such is it any good?" topics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a trials rider who's also a faggot? Click for answer Haha! Harsh but fair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a trials rider who's also a faggot? Click for answer woah there, dont drop your tampons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 woah there, dont drop your tampons. Considering you had over an hour to prepare a response, that's pathetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Considering you had over an hour to prepare a response, that's pathetic lol sorry but i dont sit on here 24/7 aha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 lol sorry but i dont sit on here 24/7 aha Neither do I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willdudeXD Posted December 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 You wanna hear a funny joke? Womans rights.. Lame! womens rights is infact, a blank piece of paper sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandadude Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 What do you call a trials rider who's also a faggot? Click for answer Don't really think that was necessary to be fair, why is everyone slagging off willdudeXD? Thought this topic was quite imaginative compared to some of the recent topics i've seen, couple of the posts even made me chuckle lol. Dan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 It's true, thisthread topic is more imaginative than other recent ones. If only the jokes were the same quality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaiTrials Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Not so much a joke as some good quick humorous responses to the knob who asks you.... "where's your seat?" ..... 1) The intellectual response ... "where's your hat?" 2) The humerus response..."In the wash" 3) The sarcastic response... "It's by there mate" (pointing at where the seat would be and looking rather unaffected) 4) If your brave enough, or not out-numbered... "Shit, I left it at your mum's house, It worked well mind..." 5) If your a little insane, to be done overdramatically and falling to the ground.... "oh my god, my seats gone. Where the hell has my seat gone? AAARGGGHHHHH" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Tore Posted December 31, 2009 Report Share Posted December 31, 2009 Not so much a joke as some good quick humorous responses to the knob who asks you.... "where's your seat?" ..... 1) The intellectual response ... "where's your hat?" 2) The humerus response..."In the wash" 3) The sarcastic response... "It's by there mate" (pointing at where the seat would be and looking rather unaffected) 4) If your brave enough, or not out-numbered... "Shit, I left it at your mum's house, It worked well mind..." 5) If your a little insane, to be done overdramatically and falling to the ground.... "oh my god, my seats gone. Where the hell has my seat gone? AAARGGGHHHHH" Niice. Ihave to try some of these lines rather soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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