Tom Booth Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 THOUGH. God. Come on now. God. Thou, asin thou shall't not be such a finicky twat 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjl1984 Posted December 12, 2013 Report Share Posted December 12, 2013 Me and the missus bought the kids all kind of shite as usual then i bought her a coat some boots and a jumper in return for some handelbars grips and a new hoodie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Slippers and a dildo for the missus. Need I say more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Slippers and a dildo for the missus. Need I say more? Then if she doesn't enjoy her dildo she can go walk out the door! Haha an oldie but a goodie, well played. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 I hope you did that punch line that badly on purpose Nick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted December 15, 2013 Author Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 ... Come on man. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Waiting to see the various item and a dildo joke show up here though Slippers and a dildo for the missus. Need I say more? Prophecy fulfilled, kind of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shamus Posted December 15, 2013 Report Share Posted December 15, 2013 Toaster. Bath soaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Well.. so far for the beloved.. I remember her saying that she always wanted to learn guitar, but she never could afford to have one, and she's seriously obsessed with green day. So I've bought her a sunburst acoustic guitar like the one billie joe armstrong uses in the video of her favorite song But I've also gone and bought some water decals to put a green day logo on it, which will make her burst with excitement Secondly, I have a couple of faux fur throw overs which we use as blankets when she stays over (she loves them), and since her favorite colours green (some guesses why) I've got her a green one And thirdly, She's always said she spent countless hours on animal crossing on nintendo DS when she was younger, and that she'd always like to play the new one but she can't afford the new 3DS for it.. So I got her the new 3DS and Animal crossing That's it so far I hope she likes them since this guitars gone wrong a few times and it's starting to stress me out XD Edited December 17, 2013 by Danny00135 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 So you bought your girlfriend a guitar, a blanket and a 3ds?! I thought I was being generous giving my ex my old iPhone 4 with a freshly repaired screen (I used it the whole time with cracks) for her joint Xmas/birthday as she had it about 8 days apart. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamKidney Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Bought her a pair of Vans, some clothes, a pandora bracelet with two charms, and some plugs/tunnels for her ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Funky I'm not getting my gf an electric toothbrush now as her mum doesn't want to have it incase it spills mercury all over her hands or something so that ideas out of the window. She literally doesn't want anything and doesn't want me wasting money on pointless stuff. Such a good feeling but I still need to get her something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1040 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Got the misus a 32gb ipad air, perfume and despicable me 2. Women better appreciate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 Is her mum Dave Anscombe? Got 'er indoors some kwality socks, a scarf, dick in a box and either an Olympus Trip 35 or XA2, whatever she prefers (and I can have the other one myself). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) Funky I'm not getting my gf an electric toothbrush now as her mum doesn't want to have it incase it spills mercury all over her hands or something so that ideas out of the window. She literally doesn't want anything and doesn't want me wasting money on pointless stuff. Such a good feeling but I still need to get her something! Make her something then, maybe a collage of photos, things you've found from times you've spent with her.. Think of something like that x Edited December 17, 2013 by Danny00135 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) That's more than I've ever gotten from my parents, won't it be kind of awkward when she can't get something that's nearly equal to that? joint Xmas/birthday as she had it about 8 days apart. That sounds like a no no to me Edited December 17, 2013 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny00135 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 That's more than I've ever gotten from my parents, won't it be kind of awkward when she can't get something that's nearly equal to that? I get to spend Christmas morning with her, that's all I want Plus, Even though she earns a lot less than me with her being in college, I'm sure she'll have put just as much thought in to what she's got me which is all that matters, Money might be able to buy nice things, and even though I've spent a lot, it wouldn't make a difference if it was £500 or £5, just as long as they mean something to us For example, I bought myself a ps vita a few months ago, other than for skype I don't use it.. Yet I still have the christmas card she gave me last year, I hope this makes sense.. worked a 12 hour day today and I'm pretty tired XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 17, 2013 Report Share Posted December 17, 2013 (edited) I get to spend Christmas morning with her, that's all I want Plus, Even though she earns a lot less than me with her being in college, I'm sure she'll have put just as much thought in to what she's got me which is all that matters, Money might be able to buy nice things, and even though I've spent a lot, it wouldn't make a difference if it was £500 or £5, just as long as they mean something to us For example, I bought myself a ps vita a few months ago, other than for skype I don't use it.. Yet I still have the christmas card she gave me last year, I hope this makes sense.. worked a 12 hour day today and I'm pretty tired XD Fair enough, sounds like you got a good situation going for you. And I get the Christmas card thing, I keep souvenirs of people And when I say 'souvenirs' that wasn't supposed to sound like a serial killer's trophy from a victim kind of thing. Edited December 17, 2013 by bikeperson45 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake. Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 That sounds like a no no to meI had been with her for about 3 years at this point, she needed a new phone badly since she couldn't text/call me properly from her old one. I had a new phone for a good half year or so and the iPhone was sat in a box in my room, was an easy way to cheer her up although £70 to fix screen was a joke.She smashed it 10 days after she got it too, f**king women.Not with her now anymore anyways so I'm not gonna think about it too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 fuk de luvved 1's lol GEORGIE B NEEDS A NEW 24 EHHHH 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike_dummie Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Do people actually like fancy chocolates? I don't like chocolate myself but its a very easy present but do people really like those fancy sounding chocolates like Thornton? Sound grim to me haha . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
err Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 fuk de luvved 1's lol GEORGIE B NEEDS A NEW 24 EHHHH I didn't realise the fonz was rocking dreads these days! Got my missus a garden fork and a weeder/tiller thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 Got the Mrs quite a bit this year: Perfume Neclace Pyjama bottoms Tin mug with fancy design Pair of Wellies Funky little pottery owl Painted lady tattoo book + I'll get some other little bits like sweets and wrap 'em up too Mum: Posh glass baubles she likes from a local gallery where they make them Sealskinz winter gloves for when she cycles to work Dad: 3- stage posh shaving toiletries Set of Crud Race guards for his winter bike - its a right state and could do with some! Sister: £50 towards flights to Philippines next year. She's going out there for 3-4 weeks to get involved with the aid effort Brother: Swimming gear. Training fins and a nose clip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 18, 2013 Report Share Posted December 18, 2013 This thread is putting me to shame. Starting to think my £5 limit is a little less than average here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Posted December 19, 2013 Report Share Posted December 19, 2013 This thread is putting me to shame. Starting to think my £5 limit is a little less than average here. It's all about thought, you can get someone a £4 gift that means a lot more than a £40 one ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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