dann2707 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Just thought i'd make a thread to say Merry Christmas to you all!! Hope you all have a great day tomorrow! Lots of Love, Daniel 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 second gayest thing you've ever said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 nothing gay about spreading the christmas spirit all over your dads longing face 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 nothing gay about spreading the christmas spirit all over your dads longing face i'll show that to him, he'd destory you Merry christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 three way with Jardos Mum? Wana see how much i'd actually get destroyedf lolop 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartMini Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 i'd give Jardo's mum a go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 merry christmas Nothing homosexual meant or implied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Christmas is f**king bullshit. Things that annoy me about Christmas... People spend all year avoiding their family, arguing, mugging each other off and generally being c**ts to each other. Then Christmas comes and everybody has to put on this retarded facade about how much they love each other. Why not just be nice all year round? Christmas is all about the children is it? About the f**king children?! Why not bring a child up in a way that Christmas isn't a commercialised gift giving f**k fest, why not remove all the retail experience and gift giving bollocks and make it a day about charity? Or giving to others in a non-monetary way? That's the real 'spirit of Christmas' in my mind. Shopping. I love shopping, I love shopping so much. And I have no problems with the prices of anything in the shops. But I spend less money at this time of year because I don't actually want to go shopping because it's SO f**king stressful having to dart around phuckwhits who are dithering around incapable of doing anything in a concise manner. I'm not actually religious. I swear public holidays are the only reason that the UK is supposed to be a Christian adopted country. It gives everybody some sort of half arsed excuse to be lazy. Honestly, if dickheads could fly then my work would be an airport at the moment. Laziness, that's all it is. And why the f**k do Muslim's think they deserve to take time off work for Christmas and get involved? Opportunistic wankers. Let's double that up with me being vegetarian. All these people banging on about meat, butchering the cooking of all these different animals who have had shit lives just so we can cook them badly whilst having an argument with our family. The TV is absolute crap. I spent this afternoon watching 'the man who broke the Nazi's secret code' on Discovery. That's how un-christmassy I am. Wrapping presents. Whaaaat? The only good thing about Christmas is that the roads are empty on Christmas morning so you can go for a drive/run/bike ride on the road without being murdered. People in shops constantly saying 'merry Christmas' to me, I f**kING HATE CHRISTMAS f**k OFF. People don't buy cars, because 'it's Christmas.' It's just an excuse for people to forget about shit and put it off. Why the f**k do people store this Christmas shit in their houses all year round?! Who does that. It's all just a big lie, and that angers me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrialsIsHard Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 It may be all a facade to you, but it makes people genuinely happy for whatever reason, be it due to selfish gift receiving, family get togethers or just for the food. Just because you don't like the idea or the principle, can't you just be happy that everyone else is? Merry Christmas TF, and a festive +1 on Jardo's mum x 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted December 24, 2014 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Jardo's a vegetarian? HA Your opinion is officially invalid in every single thread. Merry XMASSSSSSS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) Jardo's a vegetarian? HA Your opinion is officially invalid in every single thread. Merry XMASSSSSSS I think it was jardo for happy christmas, though I'm not fluent in it so I could be wrong. Edited December 24, 2014 by *gentlydoesit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 It may be all a facade to you, but it makes people genuinely happy for whatever reason, be it due to selfish gift receiving, family get togethers or just for the food. Just because you don't like the idea or the principle, can't you just be happy that everyone else is? Merry Christmas TF, and a festive +1 on Jardo's mum x No. What sort of f**king virgin is personally happy at the thought of other peoples happiness? It's not Disney FFS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry Christmas all, especially the Jardos of the world. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 What sort of f**king virgin Woah. Year 8 just flashed through my mind. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) F**k off Jardo, youre a pr*ck all year round, Christmas is an excuse for you to up the ante apparently, so theres that! I get to see all the people I seldom see the rest of the year, I dont hate any of my family, Im sorry for your miserable existence, merry Christmas Edited December 24, 2014 by Jolfa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bing Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Just thought i'd make a thread to say Merry Christmas to you all!! Hope you all have a great day tomorrow! Lots of Love, Daniel Go f**k yourself you happy little willy Christmas is f**king bullshit. Things that annoy me about Christmas... People spend all year avoiding their family, arguing, mugging each other off and generally being c**ts to each other. Then Christmas comes and everybody has to put on this retarded facade about how much they love each other. Why not just be nice all year round? Christmas is all about the children is it? About the f**king children?! Why not bring a child up in a way that Christmas isn't a commercialised gift giving f**k fest, why not remove all the retail experience and gift giving bollocks and make it a day about charity? Or giving to others in a non-monetary way? That's the real 'spirit of Christmas' in my mind. Shopping. I love shopping, I love shopping so much. And I have no problems with the prices of anything in the shops. But I spend less money at this time of year because I don't actually want to go shopping because it's SO f**king stressful having to dart around phuckwhits who are dithering around incapable of doing anything in a concise manner. I'm not actually religious. I swear public holidays are the only reason that the UK is supposed to be a Christian adopted country. It gives everybody some sort of half arsed excuse to be lazy. Honestly, if dickheads could fly then my work would be an airport at the moment. Laziness, that's all it is. And why the f**k do Muslim's think they deserve to take time off work for Christmas and get involved? Opportunistic wankers. Let's double that up with me being vegetarian. All these people banging on about meat, butchering the cooking of all these different animals who have had shit lives just so we can cook them badly whilst having an argument with our family. The TV is absolute crap. I spent this afternoon watching 'the man who broke the Nazi's secret code' on Discovery. That's how un-christmassy I am. Wrapping presents. Whaaaat? The only good thing about Christmas is that the roads are empty on Christmas morning so you can go for a drive/run/bike ride on the road without being murdered. People in shops constantly saying 'merry Christmas' to me, I f**kING HATE CHRISTMAS f**k OFF. People don't buy cars, because 'it's Christmas.' It's just an excuse for people to forget about shit and put it off. Why the f**k do people store this Christmas shit in their houses all year round?! Who does that. It's all just a big lie, and that angers me. As if you are a veggie. Far too angry for that kind of lifestyle. Top rant though, well done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Does claiming to have autism work as an excuse for being a prikk? I'll have to try it. Merry Christmas everyone. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24martin Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 (edited) As if you are a veggie. Far too angry for that kind of lifestyle. Top rant though, well done don't put all veggie's into one stereotype bing :'( lol , i'm a veggie and i would consider myself to be much, much more of an angry person than jardo is! i just try and keep my rant's to myself these days! and by the way us veggie's don't all live the same lifetsyle, that's like saying every single black person in the world eat's fried chicken, steals car's and f**ks b**ches haha ! if i started to rant on about how much of a ridiculous concept that christmas is (in my opinion), even if i was continuosly typing 24/7 i probably wouldn't have time to finish the rant before next christmas was upon us, it would literally take me that long. happy annual marketing wankfest everybody, all the big wigs are going to be loving all that hard earned cash you've just electronically jizzed into their pockets. awaiting generic response incuding the good old classics like "lighten up, it's christmas" or "miserable bastards" or the absolute classic that everyone loves "oh what a scruge" Edited December 24, 2014 by 24martin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack1987 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Wow there's some miserable bastards on here. Merry Christmas everyone 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials owns Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Merry Christmas guys! have a good one all of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Does claiming to have autism work as an excuse for being a prikk? I'll have to try it. Merry Christmas everyone. Haha 'claiming'. You absolute willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Haha 'claiming'. You absolute willy. That's the 21st century for you. Everyone has an excuse. Why don't you ring your councillor and tell someone that gives a crap. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 Until Jardo and Dannnnananananananananaykroyd can get round the swear filter properly, I think they should be banned from all threads. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 That's the 21st century for you. Everyone has an excuse. Why don't you ring your councillor and tell someone that gives a crap. I just tried to call and didn't get a reply, I assume your mum must be busy wrapping your presents? Bazinga. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dngr2self Posted December 24, 2014 Report Share Posted December 24, 2014 I just tried to call and didn't get a reply, I assume your mum must be busy wrapping your presents? Bazinga. No she had my cokk in her mouth. She's not too good at multi tasking. You'll be hard pushed to upset me at Christmas. I'm not autistic, therefore happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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