Herbertlemon102 Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I have no bike for two weeks. The reason doesn't matter, what matters is I'm killing myself I never realised this, as I've always had a working bike bar maybe a few days. But- it's like getting off a drug you're addicted to. I'm going crazy, I'm hitting walls and kicking things. I'm in physical pain from not being able to go out and ride. Didn't know how addicted I actually am to it, now I do! I need something to take my mind away from it. Nothing is helping, I can't be the first person who's had this happen. Any suggestions what i should do? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Don't you have a gf? Do her Make the most of riding now though, your time will come when you're not bothered about it anymore and you only come here for the car thread. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bike_dummie Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Masterbate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItsMatt Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 when this happens I ride another bike 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 I find that showing walls and things who's boss really helps. Have you ever seen that video of the kid who has his WoW subscription cancelled by his mum? Have you tried sticking a tv remote up your arse to ease your pain? Scream a little? Perhaps take up smoking and drinking, that's a good stress reliever. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Ever thought about helping others? Is that too gay? I'll let myself out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Furious masturbation sounds like the only way forward. Keep it new and fresh by trying your best to get off to some very niche material. Midget ladyboys I always find a good genre to delay the finale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Every time this has happened to me I just decide on another hobby which is why my room has a guitar, a keyboard, a bow, a few screenplays, an inflatable kayak and a George Foreman grill scattered around. Admittedly grilling things might not be considered a hobby but I spent a lot of time using it and, y'know, get that protein. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross McArthur Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Could a toastie maker be used as a George Foreman? Its pretty much the same thing, minus the drip tray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 The only thing I ever really use them grill things for is toasties same thing innit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Really anything you'd like to make hotter without damaging it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 If you can't come up with anything better just work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*gentlydoesit Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I found I forgot how to walk properly after retiring my bmx, didn't know what to do with my arms Anyway, try stamp collecting, worked for me or try free running.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Try vaping, it's really cool. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BJ. Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Heroin. Definitely heroin. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I found I forgot how to walk properly Could have been worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDn8DRTfyqw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 I have no bike for two weeks. The reason doesn't matter, what matters is I'm killing myself I never realised this, as I've always had a working bike bar maybe a few days. But- it's like getting off a drug you're addicted to. I'm going crazy, I'm hitting walls and kicking things. I'm in physical pain from not being able to go out and ride. Didn't know how addicted I actually am to it, now I do! I need something to take my mind away from it. Nothing is helping, I can't be the first person who's had this happen. Any suggestions what i should do? Overcome your animal nature =problem solved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 As soon as I saw Dave had replied I thought "WTF is it going to be this time..." And you haven't let me down... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter_t Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 GET A JOB! Just don't over do it or you'll have no time for biking :'( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbertlemon102 Posted September 3, 2015 Author Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 GET A JOB! Just don't over do it or you'll have no time for biking :'( I have a job! At a bike shop... It doesn't help really, does it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Use your phone to take videos of yourself sh'tting. There's quite a technique to it, getting your hand down into the bowl and not dropping it, shitting on it (or your hand) or pissing on yourself. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HarryBradbury Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Go climbing dude, indoor or out, (doesn't really matter), but has the same sort of feeling while you're doing it, plus its physically demanding so you won't be full of energy a few hours after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted September 3, 2015 Report Share Posted September 3, 2015 Get Tinder then make a thread on here about it to try and console your conscience. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Work more? Get a better social life? Grow up and stop punching walls? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dann2707 Posted September 4, 2015 Report Share Posted September 4, 2015 Get Tinder then make a thread on here about it to try and console your conscience. Self validation iirc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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