Ash-Kennard Posted December 15, 2006 Report Share Posted December 15, 2006 never been caught, but my porn stash got found once, it wasn't a nice experiance, im way to careful now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I deliberately left a porn film in my parents lounge DVD rack and left it there until they found it - so long in fact I forgot I even put it there...They found it last week and my step dad was blamed for being a "pervert"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I deliberately left a porn film in my parents lounge DVD rack and left it there until they found it - so long in fact I forgot I even put it there...They found it last week and my step dad was blamed for being a "pervert"...Ahahahahahaha...Nice one hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 I deliberately left a porn film in my parents lounge DVD rack and left it there until they found it - so long in fact I forgot I even put it there...They found it last week and my step dad was blamed for being a "pervert"...Totally expected of you Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted December 16, 2006 Report Share Posted December 16, 2006 HAHA thats awesome, my parents wouldnt believe me though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 Nearly got busted once. I was on the bed giving it my all and the door starts to open as my sister walks in First thing i think of doing is throwing my arms in the air so fast she hopefully wouldn't see them anywhere in that area.... little did i realise that throwing them up and backwards so violently whilst sat on the edge of the bed would result in me falling off the bed backwards and falling in a heap on the floor with the duvet falling on top of me.I unwittingly got myself completely out of sight and covered without meaning to, couldn't have planned it any better.that is quite possibly the most brilliant thing i've ever heard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houseface Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 nicely done dannever been caught dont you hate it how what you've searched stays in the toolbar?my mum saw thast i thinksaid nowt thoughi think she knows whats in the locked box under my bed too :$ matt what you need to do is click twice on the empty bar so the list comes up, high light it then press the delete button which is next to the enter button never beenc caught steve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris_the_second Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 I hate it when you watch some porn on media player and then close it down.If you try and play a song afterwards you useully get a glimps of the last thing you watched. my lil sis came into my room played a song and saw a 3sec image of a blond bird in a nice possition with a blakguy. i was like oooooooo pooooooo. Gud job she to young and didnt realise what she was looking at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mods Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 to be fair it is less embrasing, still an awkward moment when its your mum who walks in though!Better than there dad i'm sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmt_oli Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 quite possibly, never experienced that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted December 17, 2006 Report Share Posted December 17, 2006 went to a house party once, but i didn't drink because i had a rugby match in the morning, walked into a room with two other people in front of me, the first person turned the light on and we all saw some one sticking his fingers into a female friend, i was taller than the two people in front of me so i saw quite alot of it.i've never felt soo ill and i never thought the same of the two people again. they got stick for that for many months after.liam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkytrials Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) Ha ha some of theas are rally funny my mum walked in wen i was at it i just said i was itching my leg lmao Edited December 19, 2006 by clarkytrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mat hudson Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 went to a house party once, but i didn't drink because i had a rugby match in the morning, walked into a room with two other people in front of me, the first person turned the light on and we all saw some one sticking his fingers into a female friend, i was taller than the two people in front of me so i saw quite alot of it.i've never felt soo ill and i never thought the same of the two people again. they got stick for that for many months after.liam ive done the same. it was f**king disgusting. he then chased me saying smell my fingers until i tried to bottle him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Haha. Some great stories here.Never been caught wanking.Have been very nearly caught with my ex though. Heard the key in the front door and jumped up, Had just enough time to chuck some jeans on and start putting a shirt on as I ran through a half open door closing it behind me and distracting my mum with some random crap as I finished putting me shirt on back against the door while the girlfriend cleaned up and got dressed. From then on the only time my mum will really really weight for an answer before coming in is when I was with a girl!Also with the same girl it was the holidays and she'd come around. Some of my less mature mates were like 'Hehe, have you two had sex yet?' and I just couldn't be arsed to give them an answer, 2 16 year olds after 5 months of going out. have a guess! So they weighted till I'd said I wasn't coming out, then kept ringing me, and being rather busy I wouldn't answer, so eventually they knocked on the door, again, no answer. After ringing the door bell about 6 times I just walked down in just trousers, opened the door and told them to f**k off, then slammed and locked the door. Went up stairs and carried on with my phone off haha.Also another time me and Liam (broomer) were in the park and we were both really hungry, but the closest mates house (closer than any shops too) belonged to a mate, who we knew had a girl round, and had said he wasn't coming out at all. So we went over there, knocked on the door and broomer shouted 'domino pizzas' through the letterbox, we were greeted by a half dressed annoyed mate, and the girls head sticking out of his bedroom door. 'Hey, were hungry, can we have some food?' so he kindly threw some mini Cheddars or something at us and after asking if he also had any chocolate bars we were like, 'hahaha, wow, thanks, you two have fun' and went back to the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynio Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) the danger wank!!! **** LMFAO!!!! BeA utiful!!!!!that being the 1st reply is the best reply, close the topic for the love of lord, il now finish reading the next 4 pages. its best getting caught having sexy time!!!! haha getting caught having sex is much more fun.getting caught by parents is good, getting caught by mates just makes conversation. getting caught by the coppers, well..........you need to stop, you cool down then you have to get back upto speed again after finding another "S**G spot"you dont know what to do, the GF dont, the person who caught you dont, and as for speaking, its laughable!!!! its like, how do you start a convo with that person that catches you? i once started one like this:"god that was good, it made it even more interesting seeing you there!!!!anyway... how was it looking?"and the "how was it looking" part was supposed to be talking about something else and not sex. and i got the best reply ever."you were looking pretty tired!"Waynio.............................EDIT: LMAO!!!! the rest are funny but the 1st one is mint. how much air was you gasping for after your pressure pose on your 6 pack kyle lol!!!!!wait till bucky polishes one of fin here!!! i bet he has got some good stories to tell, he used to always knock back out of shona with her mum and dad in the next bedroom, and they were screaming the house down Edited December 19, 2006 by Waynio Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20inchsuperstar Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 but the closest mates house belonged to a mate,usualy does as for the toolbar thing i remember to do that now matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 I've been caught beating one a few times, but it would take something rather drastic for me to actually stop tugging. Usually it's a look over the shoulder... 'Shit, I've been caught...' and then a rather furious hustle to get that spunk slug out so I can concentrate on the next one. If they're still stood there by the time I start the second dance then they're the one with the illness, not me.As for sex, my girlfriend's foster sister sat and watched us lose our virginities to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waynio Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 smo THATS SICK!!!! letting your GF sister watch. BUT it is extremly funny, that could have turned into a good ol' 3 sum!!!! bring it on.............that would have been a cracking way to loose your viirginity with a 3 sum. me n buck once went up to the local "S**G spot" and were having a competition, see who could stay in the van longest having sex. i gave up about 30/35minutes in. dropped GF off home, came back and he was still at it, couldnt stop laughing, so went to the shop bought a mag sat in the van "reading" and waited for him to come out, he didnt got bored of waiting, so went home, he rang me like half hour later asking what i was doing and if i was coming back out!!!! Waynio........................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 (edited) smo THATS SICK!!!! letting your GF sister watch. BUT it is extremly funny, that could have turned into a good ol' 3 sum!!!! bring it on.............that would have been a cracking way to loose your viirginity with a 3 sum. me n buck once went up to the local "S**G spot" and were having a competition, see who could stay in the van longest having sex. i gave up about 30/35minutes in. dropped GF off home, came back and he was still at it, couldnt stop laughing, so went to the shop bought a mag sat in the van "reading" and waited for him to come out, he didnt got bored of waiting, so went home, he rang me like half hour later asking what i was doing and if i was coming back out!!!! Waynio........................It was pretty weird I admit - there I was furiously shaking the shit out of my little white ass with my jeans round my ankles when the foster sister walks in, and says 'Do you like my face paint?'. Naturally I was as red as it gets and replied 'Yeah, like mine?' and proceeded to bump her sister until she got bored (roughly 5 or so minutes later) and left. Not sure about the threesome idea though, she was a slag (the foster sister) and not exactly good looking. Edited December 19, 2006 by Smo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 but it would take something rather drastic for me to actually stop tugging.I think... Don't quote me on this, but there's thse things called girls??? I don't personally know what they're talking about but they sound ok... Dunno Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 I think... Don't quote me on this, but there's thse things called girls??? I don't personally know what they're talking about but they sound ok... DunnoThat sucked on a whole new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 That sucked on a whole new level. I've never been caught, I'm a good boy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Do you wank adam? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 Do you wank adam?Do Bears shit in the woods? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted December 19, 2006 Report Share Posted December 19, 2006 If they live in a zoo they don't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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