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Has Anyone Ever Caught You?


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me n buck once went up to the local "S**G spot" and were having a competition, see who could stay in the van longest having sex. i gave up about 30/35minutes in. dropped GF off home, came back and he was still at it, couldnt stop laughing, so went to the shop bought a mag ;) sat in the van "reading" and waited for him to come out, he didnt got bored of waiting, so went home, he rang me like half hour later asking what i was doing and if i was coming back out!!!! :S

Waynio........................

hahahhahahahahhahaha :lol::lol::lol:

that was sooo funny!!!!!!

just couldnt stop destroying her lol.

i remember once i was aving a bit of a play in't good old pink oboe and her mum burst in the door, we were both naked with no cover on and she was giving me head her mum just laughed and walked back down stairs. hahahah she was pissed though..........

plenty of times we had slippers and stuff thrown at the bedroom was and told to shut up, never did though. lol

been so close to getting caught in the van plenty of times.

like im there up St. Ives (legendary shaggers car park) when a police car has pulled up next to us...... steamy windows but no one sat in the front??? :Slol idiots just drive off.

never actually been caught wanking but mum keeps getting rod of all the virus i get from porn sites.

gave away all my porn mags to a few younger mates a while back, only a few pages were stuck together.

waynio, the back seat in your golf was dddiiiiiiisgusting!!! u dirty dirty boy.

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BEAUTY!!!! haha

if a lad dont wank he's got a GF, if he aint got a GF and still dont wank, hes gay or has some bad problem :P

altho it is funny (when you dont have a bird, or if your not getting much sex) to play the "how long before you wa*k" game, leave it a few days if you can keep your hands off it, maybe even 5/6 days, then see how far you can shoot.i did it last night with the GF, got a long way and thats only with NOT having it for 2 days :-:lol:

Waynio.......................

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^^ ^^ ^^ ^^

BEAUTY!!!! haha

if a lad dont wank he's got a GF, if he aint got a GF and still dont wank, hes gay or has some bad problem :P

altho it is funny (when you dont have a bird, or if your not getting much sex) to play the "how long before you wa*k" game, leave it a few days if you can keep your hands off it, maybe even 5/6 days, then see how far you can shoot.i did it last night with the GF, got a long way and thats only with NOT having it for 2 days :-:lol:

Waynio.......................

bahahahahahah

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Lets get a comp goin on tf see how long u can go before u polish one out, lonest i went was koxxays but thats cos i didnt have a hardon all f**king week i got so scared i was broken, then came home and jizzed like an absolute f**king trooper LMAO YES.

next time i see my rs is the 27th i wont be able to last that long, ill try though.

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haha, my friend had a danger wank at work cuple of days ago. The boss went out and said he would be

back in 5 mins, so he was like right, went into the porn draw went into the toilet and bashed away. Just as

he had finished his boss came in so he stuffed the dirty mag up his top and carfully put it back.

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radical rider, thats wrong, you was on your comp, on TF and wanking? oh dear!!!! you could have been wanking off to the "post pictures of your GF" thread not the "has anyone caught you thread :lol::P

i didnt mean to start a wanking competition. to those who have GF its a competition to who can go without having sex ;):- LMAO!!!!! cos the guys with GF will just say i havent had a wank due to having a gal do it for them. ;)

Waynio.........................

im deffinatly not game. im just intrigued to see what you all put, and how long you can last.

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