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20inchsuperstar

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  1. oooh i like milk so i like you, but you lost your shoe, maybe in the loo? nobody knew, but i like you. wow if i could do poems like that at school id kick ass matt AND you live near me.... wow
  2. mine are fine WOW 70"!!!!1111eleven!!!!one!!!11 i did a 30 foot gap drop to rail the other day matt greens are fine, they're better actually , thats why there limited edition, they have special computor chips in them, regulating the flow of fluids, and they automatically adjust the pads on the rims. and dont worry about the plutonium based paint, it causes your fingers to fall off but its worth it for the extra grip
  3. lever- snaps and flies into your eye, pump-becomes an absolute mess, hoses-explode and then wrap around your (or other peoples) neck/wrists/whatever they choose pistons-shoot out of the system becoming bullets, maming anyone within a 2 metre radius pads-will get crushed into something so small that they will combust/create a very small black hole rim-shatters, turning into millions of pieces of shrapnel, battering everyone, you-get very hurt/"lifely challenged" human race-ends all because of your experiment, trials-is solely responsible for the end of mankind and destruction of the universe matt i reckon the pistons will give up first in real life,
  4. i use 1 finger on each, it's the only way! if you use more then you stand more chance of wrecking your brakes (maggies) my mate did :$ on my mates da bomb (trials boi 06 you know who you are!!) you have to use all the fingers on the side of the bar for that brake PLUS all the fingers from the other ide to get a good grip matt
  5. squaky disks are dangerous and don't work trust me!!! squaky brakes just happen really or if you really want squeak, grind+plaz/koxx brown pads matt
  6. im soooo confused by all this computor lingo you could fill it with alot of "entertainment" matt or.... a lil' shovel dildo mini surfboard for your hamster a tyre lever a weapon a bb the list goes on.....
  7. i run this !!!!! truly beeachin!!! looks good, do it matt
  8. meeeow indeed!!! glad (yet disturbed) to hear that im appreciated i like PaRtZ' hobnobs matt
  9. 40 days!?!?!!!!! thats dangerous!!!! imagination porn rules !!!!! matt
  10. Russian roulette, the game to play as you die matt marc ecko's getting up, good for the graff writers (aaaagh they know now! head for the hills!!!!!!! )
  11. i like JT! because he stopped bullying the monkey's face and i like anzo because hes dangerous and joe's evil because he didn't come to the ride when he said he would, so i oganised a ride for you and you didn't come to it i like everyone who has big wheels but there are some exeptions to the little wheels people matt fine i like everyone because they ride trials
  12. get a good one then!!!! i got a xen, really expensive but if it'll save your life, buy one!!! its soooo comfy i forget im wearing it helmets aren't an accessory, they're a top-of-the-list-need-to-have-and-wear-when-riding bit of kit matt shame on you, may god have mercy on your non-helmet-wearing souls....
  13. do what i did get the most expensive one you can £1500 custom zoo pitbull tell your parents they wont have to buy you a new one for ages it saves money in the long run matt
  14. if the prices are like the other 07's.....they'll be about 600 squiddies and we dont want to mention if they do a spec 2 ............................. t mags are nice though, buy one, they ride well matt
  15. they're made of tin-foil its an accident waiting to happen i cant see why comp bikes are so weak? aren't they supposed to be good if your using them in competitions? as for the warranty thats a bit stupid i hope you get it sorted dude matt EDIT: thats a beasty crack if its just from the brakes
  16. That drop was rather large a boy i was riding with the other day did something like that.....and dislocated his shoulder on the landing goood find matt
  17. i wear a helmet and gloves, wear your f***ing helmet kids!!!!!! if im trying new stuff ill wear knee and shin pads (lightweight 661 veggie knee and shins) matt
  18. ha, ha and ha again sorry your not coming dude matt
  19. CHANGE OF PLAN!!!!! riding thorpe bay go to central station and head away from london for 2 stops, then get off. ill meet you at the station matt
  20. im not sure if rochford is wise i mite not get out but ill keep you posted i cant think of anywhere good to ride either so meh, we can improvise and i know whare we could ride but it'll be a bit of a trek its up to you matt
  21. Hi glen!!! haha ur so dumb! im 13 and i got an A in my science GCSE i love you no matter how dumb you are, as long as your good in the bedroom hehe only giggling matt xx
  22. thats like my mate jon! he just finished building/restoring a land rover on his own but can spell DUDE with his gcse results
  23. All the practical things i know, i've learnt it all myself of with the help of my dad learn by doing its the easiest f***ing way. i mean we learn so much in school but will only use about 25/30% of it when we leave. They dont teach you how to control your life, do things properly, do basic things that will help us in life. we dont need to know the chemical formation of beryllium-oxide when changing a f***ing light bulb!! Oh god i just realised im only in year nine so i still have about four years of trying to comply with a screwed up system one thing i learnt is not to piss about with electrics and not to take out bb's without the correct tools. and dont take toasters into the bath with you matt learn by fiddling, doing, braking and electrocution
  24. Pitbull its stiff, flicky and tough as a tough thing on tough pills, topped off by viagra to keep it hard matt
  25. yeah tell your mum the other things you could be doing like smoking pot, injecting yourself with heroin, reading a dictionary to learn how not to use text talk at least your having a good time and staying fit mum'll come round matt lts ov txt tlk gts u vldtd slwr thn if u use proper english and eat scones and play croquet
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