Got it as a text today: Hookers wanted in the ipswitch area , good pay but the shifts are murder. Not the best but most of the good one have already been posted : Jack and Jill both work in a factory and unfortunatly the boss has to sack one of them. He decides to watch them at work for a day then sack accordingly so the first day he watches Jack, Jack comes into work early works through lunch and leaves late. Then next day Jill comes in late takes many breaks and does little work, she leaves early complaining of a headache. the boss call her back to work and tell her "Jill i had a difficult choice to make over the last few days. I either had to lay you or jack off" Jill replys "well you'll have to jack off my heads killing me"