how does michael jackson pick his noes?? from a magazine an english man an irish man and a scottish man are all lost in the jungle, the stumble into a cannibal village and the chief says hell spare them if they can go into the jungle and get ten pieces of the same fruit. so off they go then english man is first back with 10 bananas and the chief says if he can get them all up his ass without laughing crying shouting ect he'll be spared. the english man gets 1 up then crys in pain.he is eaten. then the scottish man returns with 10 grapes hes given the same task and starts. 1...2,3,4 ...5...6,7,8.....9 and just as he trys to get the tenth bit in he laughs and is eaten. in heaven the english man and scottish man are talking ""u twat", says the english man one more bit and you have been spared i mean why did u laugh??" the scottish man replys, " i saw the irish man coming with bananas"