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Hot stuff. Impressive weight too!

Isn't where someone is just supposed to add "stick it in her arse"?

Awaits posts of a 12 year old saying, "I organised a snug but some big men came and it all went a bit wrong....".

Well, when you put it like that....

I thought Chlamydia was a pain in the penis? Either way I don't envy him that! Best to sit at home on a very large cushion.

Compare the reasons though. "Some TGS riders are going and I don't like them" "The man at the train station won't give me a ticket because I don't have anything to give him in return". That's substantial grounds for a calling if you ask me...

Pffft, it's not about my priorities, it's about looking at my bank balance, looking at the cost of a return ticket and seeing one is bigger than the other, in the wrong order. I could easily borrow the money, but I don't like borrowing and have no fixed income so can't be certain of when I can pay it back.

You know full well I'm not. I'd love to be there, but just can't afford it. I thought about borrowing the money from the rents, but decided against it. I need money for getting my motorbike's engine going again, not for spending on train fares.

Ouch, f**ks sake who's is this dummy just lieing on the floor? I tripped over it.

It's a joke Mark. Of all the rides I've been on, some of the most fun have been with the duttiest TGS slegzz that the trials world has to offer. Now you're not going because someone once said, "get a bmx"? No offence but it sounds like you need to get a high horse, get on, and then off it again. Not meaning to rock the boat as I can't make it any road, but seriously....

Yeh that's a goodun, doesn't give you the clock speeds or memory timing or anything though, but is perfect if you just want the spec.

Run CPU-Z and it should tell you the whole spec.

Yeh but I commuted. Bit of a faggy move on my part.... I'll just commandeer Shrek's camera and take pics, I can't ride for shit any more.

Lesser Uni? Blasphemy! Both me and Ogre are at Hallam because it's just better.

Are you in Halls Dann? I'm in Phoenix Court. Ogre's in some shitter about 15 miles from the uni...

It depends how you compare them, there's no real yardstick you can test with, "being mashed" isn't really an accurate measurement. People often drink until they throw up, so they've reached their limit and their body has had enough, but I don't know of anyone that's just smoked spliffs solidly until their body had enough and did some sort of recoil action.

I'm moving out around the same time, don't ride any more really, but I'll happily tag along and blag a quick bash on everyone elses bikes. Sounds like a TF night out might be on the cards....

It makes you a recreational user, druggy is a slang word meaning drug addict, not drug user. I don't think I said that, I thought it would have been pretty obvious that I didn't mean it was fine for everyone, I thought you were talking generally, not specifically. At 12 smoking or drinking is a bad idea really because in a lot of ways your body is still developing and isn't as tough as an adults yet. (They say that people who start smoking at 18+ generally have less of the side effects than someone who started at 14, per fag smoked). Personally I have never smoked it, but that's just because I don't fancy it. I know several people who smoke every now and again (like less than once a week), and it seems to have no adverse effects on them at all. There's no hard and fast rule, obviously you'd be better off health wise just not smoking at all, because smoking is bad for you, and when you smoke a joint, there's tobacco in there as well, but in that vein you could say you should never drink because you might get drunk, and you shouldn't eat "naughty" foods because you might get fat. You've just got to weigh up the risks and if you're happy with them, do it.

I learnt to go to the left, then forced myself to go to the right, and it felt wierd but once I got it, ended up being able to get a lot higher. It's personal really, but I'd say you're better off trying to go to your uncomfortable side if possible.

I kinda liked it, it was trickier to be accurate on rocks with than my Kot, but so much more stable on the rear and I could preload so much better. Light bikes are gay, truefact. Just sold my second Zona, loved it but just couldn't get into trials again, time to try something new.

Nice Danny. Is this the steed I had a crack on in the snow? Took me some effort to make it move, incredibly stiff though.

Don't believe everything they tell you at school lad. Being a druggy is bad, smoking a few joints now and again is fine, if you enjoy it.

Michelle Meldrum, she died in 2008 of some brain thing or other. It's the epic 80s hair, om nom nom.

Some of you may have heard of Phantom Blue, I used to listen to them years ago and just dug the CD out the other day. Anyway found this clip and there's some fairly epic solos involved. This is from about 1990-1992. Skip to 1:10 if you're not a fan.

Good rider that Ali C bloke.