Firstyly, a spork is like a spoon[Alex!!] and part fork, it is far better than both because it is multi purpose, sort of like a multi-tool but for food, which also makes it awesome! and secondly, im both shcked and dis-mayed that you dont know what it is anmd thirdly, in response to your essay, he only put it on here to see if any one could shed some light, and if you read his comments, then you will see that he has tried all of your suggestions. Also, even after you wrote all of that, the situation was still not resolved and so your posting was meaning-less!! so shut up hoe!! x any way... hope you get it sorted out soon, sorry that 'Mike Poyzer @ Onza' works for shuch a shit company and hope the job centre sorts you out a better job soon, from err Tay..?!lol mwa x x x x