danny l

when im doing something i havent done before like a drop i usually think f**k it and just do it helps you forget all your nerves e.c.t whereas when im trying to get something smoother i put allll my concentration into getting it perfect

pinkbike.com is mint for all that shizz

nicceeee mate if i was in it, it would make you 2 look even better lol

Most of the time i think people are more interested in the fact that yor riding a bike with no seat and trying to throw it up a wall and make funny noises at the same time. But when that sexy bonde comes along to ask what your doing you want to look your best of course (helmet hair never helps ) Also out of experience never wear a spikey belt with a big buckle when riding, it can be very painfulll.

I got asked the other day by a really little baby chav how much my bike cost? So i replied" "£2.50" The chav goes "really??!" I go yeah "do you wanna buy it" just as his dad comes over The little baby chav goes " f**k off diked".His dad then hits him on the head and tells him to get in the car *hehe shameee * Then as they are driving off the little chav swears at me out of the car!!! he was like 5 What is up with these people that makes them soo annoying.

a mum and her son are walking through a park and the see two people having sex on a bench. the kid asks" mum what are those people doing?" the mum not wanting to tell the kid what the people are doing due to the awkward questions it would raise says " they are making a cake honey" the next morning the kid says to the mum " you and daddy were making cakes last night" the mum asks" how do you know" the kid says " because i ate the icing off the sofa this morning"

hhhaaa I was going to tell everyone different things and see how long it took them to realise I was lying Also today I got asked by a teacher why I hadn’t done my homework. I was going to act well stupid and say I had had part of my brain removed and couldn’t think properly. Would have been well funny, she was a French teacher so would have believed it

cheers skoze and forteh and yeah i am already being called scar face and nearly every girl i see has come over like oh my god what happened it's mint makes me look sozz hard lol

there is 8 stitches lol i only just got a chance to count

Yeh no one believes it but it is really dangerous. Its because the balls aren’t soft and you don’t really where any padding. It’s a really fast game to

heyy i live near oakland and like he said cant get in to town on sunday but would be up for it any other day my msn is daniel_lomas593@hotmail.com

yeah it hurt a bit it bled loads as well because it is on my face, there is a trail of my blood from the astro-turf to the first aid place will get a picture of the stitches tonight

mine isnt as impressive as your elbow lol makes me feel like bit of a pussy

i would post a nice gorey picture but the doctor put some special plaster thing on it which i can take off in two days so will post one then mine made quite alot of blood and it all went on my face. must have looked like i was dying or something! all the teachers looked so shocked, i was laughing at them because at that point my head was still numb