Yer - my mum and here computer, LMFAO i actually get annoyed beacuse she so thick. Worst thing is, she think the internet has EVERYTHING, Like shell tpye in, "Pictures of Mr Smith's bathroom curtains with flowers on" - then wehn it comes back with no matches found, shes like, ah this internet it useless Bless her, Worst thing those, Always telling me what to do. like before she goes to bed, it will be like " joe in the morning im at work, so put you thermals on because its gonna be cold, make you self something to eat, theres bread in the breadbin if you want toast " - Its like, mum , if im hungry ill f**king eat then shell get home, and ask if ive eaten, to which ill reply no, and shell be like, i told you to eat..what do you want to eat Oh well, bless her, wouldnt change her P.s dad doesnt live with us, but when he comes up ( every weekend ) ill be fising my bike or something, then come in and wash my hands in the sink, and he's like NOOOOOOOO go the bathroom and wash you hands in there, dont want ur greasy hands in the kitchen sink, and im like, oit f**k off, lol, mum dont care and she has to live with it, so why should you care