Man and a giraffe walk into a bar,, they both get pissed, man goes to leave, the barman shouts "oi, You cant leave that lien there" Man says "No, its not a lion, its a giraffe!"
28 Days Later
A deck of cards is like a women:
You need a heart to love them
A diamond to marry them
A club to beat them
A spade to bury them.