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What...like...I got beaten up by a chav! Quick! Mobilise the army? Jesus Christ, the emergency services are in no way shit.

Wow, your newly painted frame looks totally awesome and or sweet. I like the way the picture is bad quality so It makes it hard to even tell if the paintjob is in any way good.

You lie. I know a damn load of BMX'ers who are complete look whores for their bikes.

No, it is actually a fact.

Probably because I rule so hard.

Well, since I thought my original post was a little harsh. I have decided to say this. The Clash are shit.

Give me those two minutes of my life back.

Bought myself World Of Warcraft the other day, however; When I put the cd in my finder application seems to real slow and my CD drive makes a strange repeating noise that is not a normal noise it makes when I put a CD in. Then I wait for about 10 minuites until the CD icon appears in the finder window. I then click the CD icon, ten minuites later I am on the CD, two Items infront of me; "World Of Warcraft (OS X)" and "Installer Tome.mpq". If I click "World Of Warcraft (OS X)" I wait approximately 10 minutes with the CD drive making the same repetitive noise until it comes up saying "an unexpected effor occured (error code -10810)". If I click "Installer Tome.mpq" It simply asks what program I want to use to open it. As far as I know there is no program which can open it? Anyone got any ideas? Also, if anyone plays World Of Warcraft can you get in touch? You could do me a massive favour and post in the macintosh technical help forums of World of Warcraft Forums becuase some genius makes it so you have to have signed up in WoW before being able to post. In the meanwhile I have emailed Blizzard, but they take up to 72 hours to reply, which is too darn long. If anyone needs to have any in depth conversations just MSN me (I am always on) ---> compton_ass_jon@hotmail.com Thanks in advance, Jon

Toasted Crumpets+Golden Syrup Best.Snack.Ever.

What...write a load of books? You mean Sam Fisher. Star of Splinter Cell. Too bad Splinter Cell sucks so bad, you want to get yourself some camoflage and a bandana and pretend to be Big Boss from Metal Gear Solid! Now theres a stealth ass gangster.

It's not that we wouldn't be bothered to help the "trials community". It's that you aren't actually helping the trials community. I don't really think you have put much thought into your actual plan. You still haven't outlined what you are trying to achieve in a clear fashion. You live in a major city in the UK. Don't say you "have nowhere to ride". There will always be things to ride. I think overall not many of us are going to give our addresses to some random bloke giving them to the council in Portsmouth for an unknown reason. Which is, lets face it, at the moment all you are. Give us a useful post which outlines what you are trying to acheive in a clear manner and you might get a little more support. Also, only get people who have actually been to Portsmouth on their bike because otherwise it will be pointless. I guarantee that even if you somehow do manage to obtain a trials park or something from the council, you will still ride street.

..... No.

Where is it for?

Alternatively... Ride in public places at night where you are less of an obstruction. Ride in places which are less public. Ride in business areas on weekends so security guards are usually gone. Be creative, make things out of pallets etc. I think the time and effort it would take to do this would be completely pointless. Surely they would also think you are a bit of a retard for giving them names from places other than Portsmouth? Also, what is the actual aim of "Free To Ride"? Handing the council a load of redundant names will do nothing. However many people there are riding trials, you still wont be allowed to do it in the street. How many people do you see having a game of football in the high street?

Fur looks f**king shit anyway. That video just made it much worse.

Until you get a nanogram of water on your rim, at which point it becomes not a brake.

and I beat MrMonkey. Owned.

:D ah, I get it. A link. Meh, pretty sweet.

Halfords for mostly dossage and fun. I have worked there for about a week and it has been fun fun fun for the most part. The guys I work with are super nice aswell. I work 12 hours a week and get £4.32 an hour so thats like...£50 a week, which is more than enough.

Alans "gay trapping device" was working wonders.

Proof. Try to refrain from being a complete wanker from now on.

Stop being bitter becuase people think you are a big headed shit.

Stupid people scare me....

Look, to be honest if you think the school is shit. Leave. Then see how shit you think it is? Here's a tip, you dont have to buy blazers and school stuff directly from school, go to John Lewis and ask the school for a sew on badge and stuff. They aren't going to expel you for not wearing a blazer. Do you even comprehend how time consuming and costly it is to the school to expel someone? But that's not the point, it's school, if you don't like it, then leave.

OMGZ!!!111 You have to wear some fabric! Are you ok? Maybe you could organise some psychiatric help to deal with the mental scarring? It's a school, not a damn fashion show, you all wear the same thing? Who cares what it looks like?