TheCircus

How can I fix it INSTANTLY?

What do I do if my xbox has no red rings but wont display any picture (but still plays sounds). Double checked the cable (all in correct sockets), checked the tv (works fine on all other channels), tried a VGA cable to television (stll no dice). I assume it's the dreaded no xbox picture fail. I punched in my serial number into the microsoft website and it says that it's oout of warranty even though I bought it new about 1.5 years ago, I don't have the receipt obviously, WAT DO I DO?

Just do double the amount you usually do then. That should RAMP IT UP.

YEAH WELL WHATS THE NEXT STEP? MANDATORY CRACK FOR EVERYONE? GOOD WORK YOU LIBERAL CRACKHEADS, THEN WHAT WILL HAPPEN?

Buy a cows heart and seal it in a tupperware box and give it to her and scream, "THIS IS A REPRESENTATION OF MY FEELINGS TOWARDS YOU". This way you have all your bases covered, both good and bad.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

WHAT IF THEY COME BACK AS GHOSTS?

Okay, but your solution of killing the results of the problem will not kill the root of the problem. Why are these people commiting these acts? Lack of education? As a result of bad parenting? Then work on cures for these problems rather than just killing people, surely?

You are all absolutely insane to think capital punishment is in any way a deterrent or constructive. If we focussed more on rehabilitation it would yield much higher reductions in repeat offences. If anyone here reinstates the death penalty I'll f**king kill them myself.

AUSCHWITZ! THE MEANING OF PAIN!

NO, THE BOMB I SENT.

I hope it blows up in your face.

DON'T LISTEN TO HIM GLEN, DO THIS: SO I CAN LAUGH AT YOU FOR INFINITE TIME.

Or to kill him and make it look like he OD'd on Heroin.

A CONTRADICTION OF TERMS.

Chill out guys, no need for this, reported.

IF SWIM ENOUGH BECOME DOLPHIN.

OH SEEMS LIKE DR.TOMM WANTS ALL THE ATTENTION?????????????? WELL HERE YOU GO DOC, HERE'S YOUR LIMELIGHT. YOU'D BETTER DO SOMETHING f**kING GREAT IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES OR PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START TO SAY YOU'VE LOST IT.

I'D RATHER YOU JUST DIDN'T EXIST PERSONALLY.

HEY GUISE, WHAT ALL THIS RELIGION ABOUT? MORE LIKE KILLIGION. AMIRITE?

All lies. What the shit are you writing to warrant a more in depth processer? House of Leaves? Also it's compatible with everything.

WAGWAN AND WHAAZZZUUUPPPP? LETS ROCK N ROLLA YOU JEWS, TALK TO ME. YOU ARE ALL STANDARD MINT PENGS, INNIT. IN A STORY INVOLVING A GNARLY WIZARD HARD OUT ON YOUR FACE, I WILL MAKE LIKE AN EGG AND BEAT IT INTO YOUR BREASTICLES THAT COOLIO IS A BARE HENCH FAG WHO SHIT THE BED LIKE A BAG OF BASTARDS. OOSH, A SLEG GOT IT'S RAT OUT, HOWEVER IT WAS LIKE THROWING A HOT DOG DOWN A FORE STREET; EPIC. THE LUSH DORDY SAID 'DON'T GET EGGY ON YOUR BELLEND, OR IT WILL BE A RARE PEKA', AND MY REPLY COULD ONLY BE, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!". MY FAVE SHAKE AND BAKE WAS COOL BEANS AND ALWAYS ON IT LIKE SONIC, IT WAS SICK FAIL. "FOOK!", THE BEANS EXCLAIMED WITH HEARTY RESPECT AS THE HARD OUT WIZARD WAS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG AND SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WHILE THE GOOD TIMES WOULD BE RANDOM, A PIMP IS FOREVER. SUDDENLY, "OH MY DAYS!", THE SOUND WAS INNIT, IN THE COOLED BEANS...IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR WITH A SOCK ***. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU TOTAL BENDERS? HOW DO YOU LIKE A LITTLE OF THAT IN YOUR FACE AT NIGHT???? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL ANNOYED.

POST YOUR CREDIT CARD DETAILS, GO ON, DO IT YOU LIAR SHIT.

FRUITS. EDIT: ALL FRUITS.