MonsieurMonkey

Why do you think this is happening, psychologically, in a paragraph? You need to know, who, where and why basically.

You want to tell me you know more about the human mind than me, and generally know more about this situation. What are you qualifications? Where have you studied? What have you wrote? I really want to know. If you want to talk to me like I'm 5, I'd like to know why you think you can.

I'm not going to argue with you anymore, I can't be bothered. You're a condescending prick as well. What qualifications have you got?

That man who can't string a sentence together but agrees with you. Isn't talking sense.

What an epic first post. That's huge.

Well you've got to pay for it to begin with, so it's not too great. But it's not a game I'd particularly every watch a video of, but once you get good at it, some really amazing things happen. Me and a friend were in a tank once, we got about 200 kills (A combination of multi vehicle kills + ground troops) before we got blown up. About 4 or 5 of us held a tower against about 40 people for a good while, they left eventually. It's hard to explain. It's all that plus you can customize your character how you want, you can be a ground troop that can use a huge array of heavy weapons, or you can use medium weapons and use lots of vehicles. You can get a cloaking suit but you can only use pistols and knives (That's awesome, running through about 50 people and coming out behind them and stabbing away.) Could be worth just giving it a go to what you think, it's definitely a different experience to the likes of CoD and CS and something I thoroughly enjoy. Some of my favourite moments of playing any game were in this, and you can change your character at any time to do different stuff (It takes about 15 mins to set up all your gear load outs etc.) Flying in formation with a bunch of nerds to attack a base in planes. Hot dropping, this is where you fly in a transport plane with other super grunts that are all about the ground war. You bail out of the plane and fall at full speed with no fall damage and let the chaos commence. (There's shields up at the entrances to the bases at the start so this is to help get them down.) Sniping from a ridge behind some trees into a base and picking people off. Driving a tank with a mate gunning and doing serious damage and feeling more godly than you can imagine. I dunno, it was probably my favourite game ever. So I kinda try to sell it to let others experience it

Oblivion if you've never played it is incredible. Diablo 3 is coming out soon. As is Planetside 2 which is very RPG/FPS like, it's an MMOFPS, you basically play a single soldier in a war. On the original, which is a fair few years old you could have around 250 v 250 v 250 battles over a base. Absolutely incredible, like nothing else you'll ever experience in an FPS.

GCSEs don't mean anything at all. If you know what you want to do A Levels matter so you can get on the degree you need and pursue a specific career, but if you just want to earn a decent wage, it's more about luck than anything else. It's taken me this long (23) to find out that I don't think there's a job I'm ever going to like now because of the path I've taken, so I just want a decent wage so I can spend the time when I'm not at work enjoying myself.

I got like 7 Bs and 3 Cs I think. Pretty dog shit, but my school was about as bad as they come.

No idea who Chris is, but if he's a runner I'm sure he can help a lot more than I can with this, like on nutrition etc. It's something I'm not hugely interested in, all the sports I've liked have never really required endurance so I've never focused on it. Have a look at this. Pretty good site I know some people use, hopefully it'll help. Copy and paste as much as you can into Word or save the pages so you don't need the net.

Last time I ran, I got about 1.2k in and was sick, all I'd had was water. But like I said, my body doesn't deal with running or anything well at all. Do you go to a gym? Some gyms can give a lot of good information, while some are incredibly shit.

Then push yourself harder, what's the most you can bicep curl in 3 sets of 20s? And what's the most you can do in 3 sets of 7? You need a mix of cardio and weights it seem, with a focus on the weights. That'd mean you could keep the strength and muscle size while being able to drop the fat via the cardio. Like I said I'm not too good on nutrition, go with pasta about 2 hours before if you can stomach pasta that early, if not just go with bananas. From what I remember the banana is one of the foods that you can live off without anything else. You're running for the wrong reasons, if you don't run well on a specific day don't worry about it. Like you said it does vary sometimes, you could have been warmed up better, you might have had better nutrition in your body at the time etc. So many variables unless you have a really strict diet, route and regime. I'm assuming you're not super strict with yourself or I would have thought you'd be getting more consistent times.

I'm pretty sure I've read that you do 5k pretty often, so are you just running 5k, or are you wanting to win the race? Either way you just want to load on good carbs, I'd go with pasta a few hours before and a banana if you want something else, but I love bananas. Water fluid wise. I'm not great on nutrition to be honest, I eat absolute shit.

Work hard and want it I guess, at least you can bounce up and down between fit and not so fit, some people struggle to get anywhere near fit and if they don't keep the work up they lose it. Just set yourself goals, like how much you wanna lift, how many sets/reps you want to lift etc. I can lift pretty well when I stick to it, but I can't run long distance at all. I've got a lot of explosive strength, not much endurance. Different types of muscle fibres, but I can't remember which is which.

Make sure you have your arm out straight in front of you, like you were pointing, and get the "rope" so the weight is off the floor from the start but pretty much at it. Obviously vary the weight of the disk based on what you can do, but you realistically want to be able to wind it so the weight is at your "bar" then back down again before you need to stop.

They do to some extent. If you really want to build up your wrists, get a weight (Bar disk works perfectly due to the hole), some rope and a stick/bar, join the stick and weight with some rope and wind it up, like just twist it so the ropes wrapping around the bar and you're bringing the weight up. Do that one hand at a time. Harder to explain than I thought it would be.

The weight isn't just affecting your bicep, your forearm supports your wrist which is supporting the weight. You've either just started lifting or you've jumped up a lot in what you lift. Your right forearm is used to it from wanking probably. I'm downplaying the shooting pain quite a lot there by the way. If it's a real shooting pain, maybe your hand is releasing blood clots as punishment.

78% of air is Nitrogen....

Dude seriously commits to front on some of that stuff, awesome.

To quote Bruce Lee "Boards do not hit back." Or bags in this case.

Really, I take it back then, they take nothing from it. If it's a paint job it's cool, but stickers are lame, I dunno why I assumed they were stickers lol. Maybe a bit too cluttered, but looks good. (Sad that I changed my opinion after learning that it's paint.)

Techno Viking checking out the trials scene. Love the bike too, love the colour scheme with the green and orange. Not too keen on the stickers but it stills looks hawt.

Those lamps must be glued down...

My really bad joke that is as funny as being pinned down while someone with a leaking arse dribbles above your mouth.

I'll do what I want until you stop gagging on that dick. I don't even get your argument, it's f**king dog shit, what because less DVDs are sold this way they should cost more? The price is meant to be lower because there's less overheads. End of. Greed has fueled that price, nothing else, the fact you're too ignorant to see that is unbelievable. Maybe that cock has choked you so much your brain isn't getting enough oxygen.