MonsieurMonkey

I don't get what's wrong with treats? If my bird does something nice why wouldn't I want to return the favour? And if buying her something nice gets her dressed up in something fit and sucking my shaft, then I will. To be fair I'd pay for anything she wanted if I could.

Stop winking your pussy at people, you pussy.

Stop being a pussy. And surely you shouldn't be dragging up old arguments. Or is your say really that important?

The only problem with that is, I walk in and say, there's the sun in the sky. Which is a fact. That beats opinion.

Haha, awesome, proper in awe of that control, I can roll the ball back and get it on my foot maybe for a second. Are you pulling your foot up to hold it between your shin and foot, sort of trapping it, or is the ball just on your foot and you move to keep it there? I need to practice with my left foot, but I really can't get the hang of it, it feels so awkward still, ugh, just want it to clear up so I can go outside and have some more room.

Stop being such a pussy.

I was doing kick ups in my bird's room, straight into a mug of tea, she wasn't impressed, I've hit my laptop a few times as well. If you can get a vid of like, steps to learn, that'd be awesome. Just like the basic stuff that I should be able to do but probably can't I've been looking at you tube, but most of the vids are ridiculous levels of skill, or just pro freestylers.

What's that dear, you're going to squirt? I better put my goggles on!

It was more than a mix 50x stronger is way more likely to spit. That's all. I love how you've constantly resorted to trying to insult me, instead of remaining civil. But I assume you're trying to make out in some way I'm "nerdy", yet you wouldn't mix some piss weak chemicals without your goggles? I don't have a problem with anyone JD, I was just putting my point across, so no kissing required.... Unless it's you.

Carl's avatar is him drinking a well known poison. Elimination is better than reduction right?

f**k it, I wasn't going to but I will. Being told I lack intelligence by some runt who can't use capital letters just makes me rage bro. First, how much caustic soda went on anything other than your gloves? Second, I said I can see some other 'tard's point. That's me seeing something from someone else's perspective, yeah, I see it, yeah, I still think it's retarded. I know that if I get caustic soda in my eye, I'm going blind. But I also know, if I rub my lobes together, I won't get any of it anywhere but where I want it. That seems to be a concept that you really struggle with. Here's a little run down, just for you, get your container, (One that is higher than it is wide, so your splashes are less likely to get any eye-hitting distance) pour your 500ml of boiling water in, place your mixing stick in the water, now start to stir at arms length, slowly add your caustic soda, (We add slowly, so we can control the speed of the reaction, as opposed to the reaction controlling the speed at which our eyes melt) if the reaction becomes a bit spicey and your mixture starts to spit stop adding, if it's still spicey, stop stirring and maybe take a step away, once it's calmed down, continue to add your soda. Now, if your mixture is too strong, or not hot enough, place your mixing stick into the container, and pour water down the mixing stick, slowly, again, watching for any spicey reactions. I don't think that's too hard, I did that without a degree in Chemistry, or even an A Level, it was all common sense. But supposedly I have none. Oh and remember, I was making up mixes 50x stronger than what you did, which means, that shit was really going for it on the spicey reaction front. Now to the motorbike thing, I know 3 people who have been hit by a car while riding their bikes. 2 dead, one was pretty f**ked up, now that's just my personal experience, yours is different. Of all 3, leathers wouldn't have made a shit bit of difference. One of them probably could have had his zorbing ball on and would have still been f**ked. I'm not sure what the point of the last bit is, the bath thing, I don't remember saying you should wash with it. I know Dan said he did it in the bath, but yeah, I dunno why else you would have brought it up?

Haha, that was awesome, I had my feet a little bit wrong, I had one way more behind the other, like almost pushing the ball into my heel, rolling it onto my heel and trying to flick it up, no idea where I'd got that from. I've been practising in my birds communal uni kitchen, much to the dismay of her flat mates, so hard with a ceiling, sofa, coffee table etc to worry about. Standing at one side of the kitchen and knocking a magazine out of my birds hands was great though lol.

Would you throw anything into boiling water? Would you even touch something that was 200 degrees? I know I wouldn't. So yeah, when it comes to danger, that shit is just as simple regardless. I get your point, and I understand that if downs syndrome Bob would have been asking I might have f**ked up his life (More than it already was), but I have seen Carl post before, I know he's about 20 or so, I assume he isn't a massive dong and would know if it can take paint off metal, then you don't throw it around. Clearly I assumed way too much and should have acted like he was a 3 year old with a learning disability.

Oh yeah, I'm not saying I would ever use any of it in a game, it's more a little bit of alternate training, my positioning to keep the ball in the air, my touch etc. Just something a bit different to the usual stuff. Although saying that, I may try a rainbow to rabona goal. That would be insane.

Okay, I'll admit, if you have downs, put your caustic soda into whatever, then just dump your boiling water on, the shit's gonna erupt. But who the f**k in their right mind would do that? Don't we all know that when mixing you add slowly? Or can't any of you cook either?

Just to put this into perspective for your weeping pussys. I worked with maybe 40 litres of 200 degrees acid on a hot plate in front of me, 5 days a week, different types of acid, from pretty pathetic Conc. Hydrochloric, to the rather randy Hydrofluoric, I'm quite happy for you to wear goggles when making up 500ml of 20% caustic soda, go mad, but unless you've got dog shit for brains, it won't splash, it shouldn't even react that vigorously. If you know what you're doing, and you're careful, then shit generally won't go wrong. If you're on a motorbike, and you get hit by a car, don't matter what you're wearing unless it's a zorbing ball, you're f**ked. And the tea comparison might not be perfect, but have you ever got boiling water with sugar in it on your skin? Even so, what about spitting fat? Get that in your eye, see you. We take everything way too seriously these days, and we're all so scared. I hope you wear helmets, elbow pads, knee pads, wrist guards, a back bored and you probably need a nappy as well when you're riding your bike.

Haha, people like you f**k me off, no compliance for my own safety? What the f**k does that even mean. I mixed in a high sided container, slowly adding about 10g at a time at arms length. I know what could happen, I know what happens when you mix shit like that. I used to do it for a living with shit a lot worse than caustic soda. If you're a f**king retard then yeah, put your goggles and radiation suit on. But just so you know, you might want to put goggles on when you make a brew next, boiling water and sugar will take your eyesight just as easily. Or fat for that matter, grilling or frying anything fatty, the shit spits into your eye, see you. I didn't read that article, but I'm sure it wasn't the goggles that were the problem, there was probably a lot more user error in there as well.

Erm, I made a mix of the shit 50x stronger than what it says to do, is that enough research for you? Stop being a pussy.

You won't need goggles and shit, just gloves, and don't get it on yourself/your clothes. 100g / 1l of water wasn't good enough for me, neither was 500g / 100ml, but I didn't get any paint off at all. So it could have been the thickness of the Zoot's layers. Like a titanium onion.

Like it's been said, if it's in the listing, it's his fault he can't read. I always read listings now a few times, been stung a few times due to me not double checking etc. Just see what happens, but I'm sure you'll be fine.

I'd let him shag me hoping some of that skill would make it's way into my genes as well.

Didn't see Johnny Evans' own goal or United's third, but Luiz's goal definitely came off Ferdinand, was going straight to De Gea otherwise. Torres' ball was absolutely perfect though. The stand out moment of the game was Giggs' ball to Hernandez (I think? Shit stream) was almost perfect. Cisse's (Newcastle one) goal was awesome. Great first premiership goal.

So's TGS.

I can do rainbows okay, just can't get them straight up and over me. Once the weather gets better I'll just get out more and get to the practicing. My brother pops out perfect rabonas every time, I just can't do them for shit. Great finish from Ba and great play from Newcastle for anyone that's watching.

I was thinking more showing off type ability than anything, rabonas, rainbows etc. Just dunno what to start with, I've got a pretty good natural touch and what not. I reckon it's just a practice thing but I'm a pretty big fan of building from the basics now so wondered where others started from. I guess it's something I've never worked on, I always practiced trick passing more than anything, so I just need to do the same with shit like that.