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  1. godtrials

    paypal

    thank you revolver
  2. godtrials

    paypal

    im not i had someone interested in somthing of mine but i needed paypal but didnt no how to do it
  3. godtrials

    paypal

    thanks do you no the website to sign up to dont worry iv got it lol
  4. godtrials

    paypal

    im going sound like a bit of a tard but how do you do paypal ?? i dont get it and never done it any help please
  5. ohh aha ive been looking quite hard but only looking in hampshire so its close to pick because iv got no way of getting places lol thanks for looking for me mate
  6. hey peeps iv been looking everywere like gumtree, ebay and scootershack but cant find anything yet just asking around if anyone has a yamaha aerox 50cc for sale in any condition but aslong as got logbook and works if anyone can help or no anyone let me no as its doing my head in lol
  7. MERRY CHRISTMAS to everyone on trials-forum as i wont be on here for the next few days
  8. i clicked on the link and the background image made me feel sick lol
  9. this is what we have so far I hopped up into a balloon which was then shot down by jimmy savilles penis. That was the one he used to brutally sodomize me in 1989 whilst milking 'cows' and urethral sounding to his friend on a horse, which is why Revolver has aids, Troyson has sti, only mild gonorrhoea which evolved into A wild Squirlte that died versus Brocks secret Mewtwo who broke into my dads backdoor with a screwdriver up his ass. suddenly a wild baboon came behind and began to look at my collection of bananas with great concern licking your lips. He then grasped on my penguin for stealing a wide screen TV which was playing pingu in 3D and eating penguins, whilst wearing a sequin gimp suit and wanking furiosly over lamposts when his mother was rubbing the carpet with her hairy, moist and wide big bollocked c*nt. Todays news then she started again but this time she were [a] HE, with butter and black current toasties and liked to were a Tuxedo only on tuesdays. Then he went to percy to exchange delightful sword crossing. " You missed mine" said the man wearing a dress. That man raged at his pitful attempt at humour, which made revolver erect with displeasure so sat on a girthy cucumber which he froze while puttung on old socks and a pink bikini. On the day of my first sword crossing event, which was unfortunately interrupted by midgets wearing pink suits wanting a fight with jungle bunnies equipped with ak47's. this made Revolver sneer at troyston, so troyston fisted his cat repeatedly with both fists whilst softly rubbing a big black double door wardrobe. On wednesday with robs mum, inserted a blue smurf up the anal cavity using dan chandlers nose and coat hangers, however the smurf was a hedgehog dressed in disguise selling crystal meth which was unusually good quality considering he was a Heisenberg didnt cook. The next day this thread sucked just like dann2707's who often wanted to finger his mums brown starfish, while dad watched gay porn on his pink i-pod because he is a bit of an "interesting" fellow. In walked lobsterdog. BAM! Hit by mike tysons right testicle of iron hard up the chuff, this hurt prince phillips foreskin, so he tore his third asshole by doing the squat lift, but alas no relief.
  10. got paralletic with some friends and thought we would do some freerunning on some roofs ( loyds bank to 99p store )lol well we got up there and needed to get passed this barbed wire fence that had a pole at the end of it. being me i decided to swing round on the pole hoping to reach the other side and it snapped (rusty but didnt no at the time) when it snapped i fell from a 30ft drop sideways onto another roof half way down breaking 3 of my ribs then went head first another 15ft cracked my head open on the floor. FUN TIMES
  11. cant stop crying

    1. Blake
    2. Revolver

      Revolver

      Let someone else cut the onions, then.

    3. godtrials

      godtrials

      thanks for asking but ill be ok soon.

      just lost my little daughter :(

  12. aha what fun lol and i would of put this in the blackops2 topic but didnt see there was 1 :/ but anyways topic (closed)
  13. godtrials

    Completed

    iv just completed blackops2 i love the ending lol if theres anyone else who has completed it,,,, 1 what did you think 2 what would you have changed to the game 3 would you of bought it if you knew what it was like 4 rate it from 0-10
  14. if you want the hardened edition if you order it from gamestation they should have loads of them cause thats were i got mine from
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