Ben Cox

right sorry to hear you got smacked the shit outta, but you were pissed so your mind was impaired so you might of thought shit was gonna go down so you threw punches? also you got no chance of getting the bouncers done to be honest, any credible evidence wont be so credible after the bouncer says, its a licensed club, everyone is inhebriated...

the point of having 2 bikes with exactly the same spec?

wanna whip your tongue outta his arse crack for a bit dude? lol. even the smoothest riders arent always smooth, they can cock it up and land like a sack of shit just like the rest of us... Ben

yes but to become a teacher they have paid to learn this stuff, not just got it for free then exploiting it...

tried that ages ago in london, was quite a funky ride, felt strange coming from a python on to that though.. Ben

trim that funking steerer dude!! lol

yay, go neil you uber gayer nice riding dude, makes me wanna get a bike again now Ben

suspended for 7 days.

whats worse than getting a fly in your pint? Getting Raped.. Whats 3ft tall and cant turn around in a corridor? a baby with a javelin through its skull... Whats red and white and crawls up a womans leg? Homesick abortion.. Whats Red and white and sits in the corner? A baby with a potato peeler.. whats red, green and white and sits in the corner? Same baby a month later. Whats 13 inches long and keeps women screaming all night long? Cot Death What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Dont know about you but i get a hard on! Whats the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls? Cant get the bowling balls off with a pitchfork. whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in 1 bin? finding 1 dead baby in 10 bins.. Ben

funny looking tryall cranks there, almost echo like....

american beauty 8/10 good film, but the company i was in was better lol

oh f**k, the guy whose headset was so tight that you could stand the bike on its bars and the back end didnt move is now a mechanic

memory remains metallica

i can make myself look like a right tit, by refusing sex when shes begging for it!

lol imagine doing the same with a trials bike! it would bounce off, too fooking light for combat duties

hmmm: trapt : trapt Metallica : the s&m album Greatest trance classics Breaking benjamine: saturate Metallica : Ride the lightning

well ive just got in, got abit merry last night, ended up sleeping with the manager (woman) of my local pub, quite random really lol just laying there trying to sleep and all of a sudden shes playing with my cock lol, good times good times

right when im just chilling out at home or whatever, its all water pretty much my nights out are a different matter though: get to the pub sink a couple of fosters, cane these until last orders, get a double vod n coke no ice. chill out waiting for my mate to close the pub so we can get to a club. get into the club, double vod n coke and a jager shot, every round is a dbl v and coke with jager chaser with the odd jagerbomb (drop a shot glass of jager into a tumbler, float the shot in redbull, then down) thrown in, stumble home to drink a couple shots of JD then pass out...

haha, that blue screen of death one is amazing.

you do know that buying the same rim as cls, wont make you ride like cls....

got it done in east looe (cornwall) really good place jay, the ninja star idea sounds cool

heres a new pic, sorry its abit blurry phone pic/drunk...

im sorry but go f**k yourself mate, the lyrics in the song mean a whole lot to me.. it had just been done you dumb willy, it has to heal... to the other guy, no its fullly permanant

better late than never, heres the pic from just after i had it done, will put a fresh one up tommorow or somat

is it passworded?