ok here we go... bloke wakes up in the morning, next to the most stunning woman, but he cant remember shit about last night, so he gets up tries going to the bathroom, cant open the door, the room is full of money, in fact every room in his house is full of money apart from the kitchen. so of he toodles to make a cuppa, when he fills the kettle a genie pops out.. " you freed me last night and i granted you 3 wishes! your 1st one was to sleep with the most beautiful woman in the world" "yep done that last night" he grins. "your 2nd one was to be the richest man in the world""indeed, i cant open my rooms for money, what was my last wish" but before the genie could answer there is a knock on the door, so he peers out of the window and there is lots of men in white robes holding pitchforks and burning crosses. He pops his head back in to the kitchen "what was my last wish!!!!" the genie smirks "oh you wanted to be hung like a black man.."