Al_Fel

Shame its such a disgusting paper as the sun. I wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire.

I've got a white toxsin 1 rode for no more than 5 hours 2 tiny marks on the down tube virtually brand new pm me if you're interested.

I think gapking and xlitekid should be senior members oh and Al_Fel along with JTM, D-L-B and totaltrials. Don't make that Anal_Teflon dude a senior he's an a hole... Bastards. I jest. I'd like to be a senior member but I can't see it happening anytime soon or ever to be honest. I like giving people jip for being stupid dummys too much.

you know some sicko is having a tug watching that video and is going to stalk you.

I was going to jump on the bumming bandwagon but then I realised you're poor little hole will be too sore for any more bumming so I'll just say nice one Johnny you've cracked it. Great work.

My bike as a whole was pretty light but the frame alone weighed in at 6lbs.

Americans are hungry for blood bin laden is no where to be seen so the next best thing is sadam. you've got to keep the audience happy or they won't buy you're film.

3 simple steps to sort it out 1. Drink a can of you're favourite drink. 2. Cut saif can up with snips of some kind. 3. Jam the bits of tin on the tapers of your crank.

Need I say more?

Thats all I need to hear is people agreeing with me.

ok its not straigh forward in the slightest. if I sync then it will delete all my nephews songs and put all my songs onto his ipod. I just wanted to put songs that from the CD onto his ipod but its just f**king stupid. its backwards.

you can't say that thats not a f**king stupid way of doing it? you can't even select everything with the mouse. you've got to hold shift etc. its the shittest thing i've ever used. so i've got to put all the songs onto my computer before I can put them on the Ipod? I don't want them on the computer I just want them to go straight onto the ipod. It's my nephews and its getting thrown back at him.

how the f**k do I put a CD onto the IPod then? step by step.

Itunes has got to be the stupidest program i've ever used. nothing is straight forward or simple. Its pissing me off so much I want to break things.

how funny would it be if he went in for an operation and they cut his arm off by mistake? All tatoos are boring its just a picture after about the first 10 laughs its boring. Look at me i'm orignal i've got a tattoo of a star, tribal sign, dragon, name etc fair enough people like them do what you like with your body I just think it looks shit but who gives a f**k what I think?

Don't be such a woman if someone dosnt like your vid tell them to f**k off and not watch it.

Everyone knows its called "shit BMX" watching vids of Jeff the daddy reminds me of when I started riding and loved every second of it. I've had a few months off and i'm just getting back into it a bit of the old boys who were heros back in the day would go down a treat. I think its time to watch Evolve.

that film is awsome. I sill piss my pants laughing when he's playing with the puppet and it punches him in the face.

I can't take credit for that one Clive Leeson built that badboy.

the wonders of modern medicine a paper clip and a lighter lmao. I broke my arm once and they fixed it up with chopsticks and lassy bands. just as I was typing chopsticks someone said it on an advert on the tele freaky.

building wheels takes skill but its not rocket science anyone with common sence can build a wheel granted some will be better than others but its well worth having a go yourself. I've built my own wheels for a few years now and they have all been fine. Personally I think people are too much up hopes arse. I'll be the first person to admit they are a great company and i've never had a problem with them at all. I must say though its clear that although expensive Chris King are above hope in terms of quality. I'm not saying they are perfect but they are closer to it than hope with the pro 2t l k y z er bmw etc. what made me laugh the most was people selling their king hubs to buy hopes. Overall i'd have to say the pro 2 is still too much in development from what I can see its not hopes fault but rather the testers being too far up the arse and scard to tell them faults. Its like heatsink pads he's brought out about 10 different compounds and colours and everytime a new one comes out its "the best brake ever never slips etc" its never they are pretty good like but they slip a bit its always bum bum bum bum bum. Who gives a shit what I think anyway?

Legend of Zelda the game goes on forever.

He'd have been better letting it hit him in the face anything would be an improvment.

fool them all and burn it then eat the ash.

a few films that made me cry are: Vanilla sky, The Lake house, Stand by me, there's probably a few more but I can't think of them right now.