Al_Fel

A man goes into the Doctors and says "Doctor everywhere I touch it hurts" The Doctor says "You've broke your finger".

tip for the future don't bleed a brake with out the disc or something between the pads. you might want to let your bike shop know that aswell the bunch of cowboys.

Is it just me or does that advert freak anyone else out? its just they way they are standing there looking at each other it just scares the shit out of me. thoughts?

What deng would do if he got into downhill.

Bumping threads from yonks ago to say something shit like "nice bike". Wanting to kill people you've never even met then meeting them on a ride and getting on like a house on fire. Rubbing your bellend on your handbars before a ride so when people ask for a go of your bike you can laugh to yourself without them ever knowing. (or was that just me?) Asking people who are selling full bike if you can buy their mini seat. Single speed. Foam grips and no gloves. Moaning that there arnt enough trials parts to choose from. Moaning thats there's just too many trials parts to choose from. Videos with people gapping bike rails. Mega spins. Drops to bothwheels. The Trials kings chatroom.

Got to be PC now remember chaps. ha ha ha says me of all people.

Stealing jokes now are we? Old news. Slightly modified but close enough I want compensation now damn you.

Ride for fun not for inches.

f**k the car that vans a beast.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist b*****d.

Yeah it would be pretty fun holding a rubber dick with a fit bird infront of you on the other end of it. I'd like to be spiderman or for a real person I'd be Bam Margera

I've just been looking at an exercise bike and its got instant engagments because the way it works is its got a tube with a spring going around it so when you pedal forward the spring tightens onto the tube and grips it then when you stop pedaling it releases it. This way also works as a freecoaster kind of thing aswell. its very simple but very effective. Got no idea how it would work on a trials bike but there's only one way to find out. The reason I mentioned it is because you might be able to get a spring round a bb axle and onto the cranks which would give you an instant engaging front freewheel kind of thing. Not sure if i've explained it well enough.

just gonna have a look at the benchwarmers nice one simon bit gutted optimus prime isn't red and blue though ha ha.

TMNT = Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. ha ha its only like an animation kind of thing but it looks good none the less. Any chance you can link me to the optimus prime transforming clip?

I can't wait especially for transformers and spiderman 3 to come out they look amazing. Anyone know any other great films coming out next year?

Reminded me of when I used to love going out riding with the boys. belta vid that boys.

bang a steel washer in there son. it will be sand.

you'd need a front and rear mech to keep tension on the chain. who changes gear anyway? (I got the wrong end of the stick there didn't I boys)

Are you using a flat bladed screwdriver?

People get locked up for things like that. Is everybody on or something? Stop crying you gang of birds.

a tenner says he puts his cock in it.

if it breaks there it would but otherwise I think they are pretty happy to make a bit of cash on a half price replacement.

the best punishment for being such a tool and not knowing the kings are the best is running anything other than a king. If you are clever enough to get a king and know its the best well done to you sir. If however you are stupid enough to get anything other than a king you deserve everything thats coming to you.

look into second hand gear.

The only person that can solve this problem is you. Get everyone together find out the score and sort it out. If it really is as trival as you being worried about what he's wearing then there's no point letting things escalate and if its something bigger than that its best to find out now.