Dr. Nick Riviera

I like how you had to edit it and still forgot to put in another g.

why would I pay to cripple my computers power? just steer clear of the dodgy porn sites.

Well done. You do realise he'll be a nonce anyway due to the high likleyhood he'll be murdered inside? and that he's too old to feasibly make it to the end of his sentence anyway?

this is true. I need a bike, bugger.

Consider this a bump, I'm in. hoping to see the usual suspects.

definitely, not a nice thing at all and probably one of the most serious I've ever heard of. but I can't help but feel people will get sucked into the redtop attitude of HATRED and EVIL, whereas I'm more curious as to what sort of abuse he suffered as a child and how mentally ill he is. I'll pre-emptively snip the socio political rant. but yeah, you'll all be sickened by something else in a fortnight.

worse things have happened at sea... and in comparison, worse things happen elsewhere every day, people just get shocked because it's an isolated incident. still pretty grim though.

riding trials?

You should always be open to the possiablility that someone is better at a computer game then you are

more trouble than it's worth. stopped working a few months ago and i'm still getting billed for NI tax? bastards

Balls to the riding, respect those shorts!

everyone says halls are the best idea for the first year, it's much more social than living alone as well. sharing a kitchen, you'll be fine, sharing bathrooms would be a bigger concern. and there's not much point in taking a car if you go to Portsmouth, it's all within walking distance.

big riding, but after 30 seconds you've seen it all. ride some lines!

wait, what?

the zombies - she's not there.

I remember getting something spooky in the background of a photograph once... sorry

looks suspiciously like a smudge... A SMUDGE THAT WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. BE SCARED, BE VERY SCARED.

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

potentially in.

Jonny; if you can shoot a photograph in portrait, why not a video? It's nice to see someone bending the rules a bit. Rowly: to the best of my knowledge, acid is a psychotropic, although I appreciate what you're saying. Mintsauce: loved it

Leicester square.

The internet is a wonderful thing

Do I need to bust out some kierkegaard yet?