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I use firefox because it was what was on the computer allready.

Felicidades!

I get back pains quite alot it sorta comes and goes. Yesterday i was lifting stuff and it's started to hurt again I never bend my knees properly that's probably why I should go the doctor I supose but I never will.

The ROOM. Nuf said.

Wouldn't it be easier just to go on a porn site if you want to see a naked girl?

Buenas noches Trials-Forum.

Who won? it wouldn't even fit in my mouth.

Don't just jump off at high speeds, that's what i did and my legs couldn't keep up with the speed, I went straight to the floor with my face and graized up my arms.

I did a similar thing with a window not that long ago I was waiting for my mate to come down from his flat and my handlebar was leaning against the glass of the front door it went through and smashed, that window had been replaced three times in the last week. One of his neighbors came about 30 seconds later and opened the door then realised the glass he was furious I said I didn't even realise it was broken. Soon after my mate came down and about 5 other neighbors they were all really pissed off we then rode off and they never found out it was me. Another one was last summer my ex-girlfriend dumped me on the first day of our holiday (7 days long what a bitch!) and admitted that she had kissed another boy when she was at a camp in america a week before. I made her feel really bad about cheating on me but I had slept with three different girls while she was away and kissed a few more. I found her diary by mistake and read it and it said that she had shagged this south african surfer (Dickhead) and not just kissed him so she lied to me! the next day I went out a bought a diary with a padlock on it wrapped it up and gave it to her on the last day of our holiday Her face went from being extremly exited to really guilty she looked petrafied and was saying sorry all the time we were on the plane I made her feel really really bad although I had slept with Three other girls. Oh well I supose theres a time in life for cheating.

She's so fit I would drink her period blood with a spoon.

Haahhahaha thats what the spanish say! "Si pesa mas que un pollo me la follo"

Spanish Tv presenter she is amazing.

I wish I could lick my balls.

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Get the Da Bomb definatly.

Awsome!!!!

Make a jelly mix and pour it into someones draw leave to set over night.

Granted but you've got the runs you cant go 2 minutes without shitting. I wish I could be a pilot.

Granted but you have to have correction on your wrist. I wish i could do the splits.

Why? just for fun?

I saw a fox on the way home from work tonight in the center of brighton!

La vida es bella. City of god (I think thats what it´s called.) Rock n Rolla was prety good all of the guy richie films are good. The Terminal. The brothers bloom.

I'm currently listening through a glass up against the wall to my next door neighbors having sex whilst wanking with my left hand, although they are in there sixties I like to imangine them as a good looking young couple.

Poor little kids. Does anyone else just get the urge to slap that fat bitch round the face?

A stupid cow trod on my toe with heels tonight stupid drunk people although it is quite amusing watching them when your not drunk. And bloody hell english girls dress like hookers they wear so much make up I could probably write my name on their cheek with my finger.