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You forget that the whole point of the video is to pitch for sponsorship, and they probably want to know the heights involved

That was awesome Steve-o. Your riding is really going from strength to strength. I really enjoyed the video, both from a point of view of interesting moves, but also that I now want to go back and freeze-frame a little to study your technique As far as sponsorship, the best I can offer you is a set of stickers, a mars bar, video hosting and three jumbo size packets of tissues. If you get offered anything better, let me know

This might be considered advertising (so mods, please get in touch if I've crossed the lines)... But you can get a £50 Tarty Bikes voucher if you get thinkbikes.com a demo booking... http://www.thinkbikes.com/refer

LOL. Seriously, I can send those cards down now if you need them?

Well, today's your lucky day.... Here's 50p.

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Christ Joe! Everytime! You won't be happy until someone physically pulls your trousers down and sucks your cock, ARE YOU???

What actually happened, is Earthworm got a little crazy and ran outside. Two giggly teenage girls screamed and ran off. And that was before he put pegs on his face.... 10 minutes later, a big, burly Scottish guy, DROVE no more than 25m, parked outside the mobile home we were staying in and angrily knocked on the door. After summoning him inside, the conversation was as follows, to which everything we responded to was either "errr", "ok" or "nee". "Were you chasing my daughters with pegs on your face?" - as if it was an entirely normal thing to be happening. "Are you carrying on?" - what the hell does that even mean? Is their a correct answer? "I work here you know..." - oooh, nasty. And that my friends, is the correct answer to the caption competition. Of all the entrants, my favourite is "give uncle peg face a kiss!". So Fat Pants, you win the aforementioned prize!

I enjoyed that.

Why do WE never ride those spots???

What did you say to him when he offered it to you? I mean, it's not like he's going to just hand it over.... right?

LOL. I'll wait for a few more before adding the actual quote. In the mean time, I just put up a few other photos from the practice before the show. http://www.thinkbikes.com/gallery/?dir=.%2...vinebikeweek%2F

At a demo this weekend, Phil King decided to go a little crazy in a competition between myself and Phil "Earthworm" King to see how many pegs we could get on our face, with hilarious consequences involving at least 3 other people we don't know. I'd like to hear, your best captions to this photo, but also what the ACTUAL quote is. The winner gets an all expenses paid massage from Darren Hill. * * by all expenses, we mean you pay for everything, and by massage we mean uncomfortable sex with a large candle, and by Darren Hill, we mean Darren "Lee" Hill.

Nobski - did you actually tap the shell portion, or is that from a hook? Steve, your riding seems to be going from strength to strength. That type I rubbed your stem must be wearing off! Nice pics Joe as usual, and yes you will have your stickers soon (as weill everyone else who's been asking....). And I'll send those CF cards too! He who shall not be named is rather unreliable on the sticker front and making me look bad!!

Not anymore. I realised I had delusions I could sing and abruptly gave up and started abusing my body instead

I think this one is more typical.

I used to get told I looked like Matt from busted. I found some pictures once where I was actually scared how much I did. But in a lot of them I look nothing like him. However, I found these. Without looking the URL, who is who. LOL

I just didn't feel we rode enough places. We always seem to ride the same places. And my stomach hurts. And I got a pinch. And Nobski broke his forks.

Meh.

FP - just get Joe to take a sequence of five photos and stitch it instead or make an animated GIF.

Two very valid reasons for not having a disc.

Can't help. I think I've got a spare disc. Do you have mounts?

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