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the_soon_to_be

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  1. 1 - drill a hole in the shed floor just above the nest, drop you pants and squat over the hole, let one rip whilst holding a sparked lighter that would be worth filming 2 - roll a massive, we are talking monster joint and take in as much as you possibly can , get the bee's completely shit'd film it too 3 - go on a 'adult' site, get horny as hell and splodge all over the nest so they are all stuck together ans then pour brake and clutch cleaner over the nest and light it, that shit blows like a lady of the night, trust film that too, apart from you miilking yourself (sure someone will say 'PICTURES ? though)
  2. emo girls are quite possibly the best looking girls EVER my last 5 gf's have been emo, and at the moment completely in love with a certain emo called georgie, find them extremely attractive
  3. woo, happy birthday to me shame can't remeber too much though
  4. the_soon_to_be

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    well done........arse
  5. f**k yeah, mother f**king skin heads to rule the whole mother f**king world, f**k face but, it was a swish headbutt, made it kinda worth while to watch
  6. who cares, it wasn't england so i lost intrest kinda happy it wasn't the onion eating fanny muffins though
  7. pussy arse onion eating mong, should have made it a nut to the face, its his last game, go out in style
  8. woo, hold the phone anzo actually rides, i thought he just prowled the forum spending all his time thinking of ever more whitty remarks
  9. haha, just been looking on thehun.co.uk and they have pregnant porn
  10. seems to be alot of phedo surrounded people on trials-forum but, haha tis feckering funny
  11. haha, all i have to say on that
  12. wonder if you could get done for phedo-ness for ragging a pregnant lass
  13. haha, poopipe is now a leg-end but, being preggas makes you off limits unless you like touching baby
  14. not to piss on your fire, but... the most attractive girls are never the keepers, its always the "natural beauty" that you have the longest/greatest relationship with purely because the most attractive have all the male attention, and there is ALWAYS some better, richer, more attractive etc.. than you the way it goes, fairling that, follow her to the club and anyone who eyes her up, just prod him in the back with the point of your "blade" and he'll stay clear
  15. haha, gutted, england are crap at football but when he plays at man u we set him on fire ?
  16. my god, portugal are the biggest bunch of jessys ever why can't they play the game, with out look complete twats by crying at a tiny nock
  17. class myself as partly emo, wear all the stuff and the such like apart from the skinnys, although they are so comfy going to invest in some
  18. take your handbags else where ladies.. but seriously, who cares, its a game that doesn't affect your nationality status if we win or loose get over it
  19. the funny mostache, the funny walk, and the red arm bands too
  20. gang rape *** on another note, do you make that annoying buzz buzz noise when you climax...?????
  21. Oo, what happened to me me + you + bee = awesome threesome, and some sexual stinging in the arse
  22. fair nuff, i won't loose sleep your just angry because your ginger
  23. fair nuff, i won't loose sleep your just angry because your ginger
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