the_soon_to_be

well, Mr bee i would actually find it quite offesive if you were to correct my spelling, because i have had to work hard to get the level of learning i am currently at, over coming learning dificulties and the such so be warned, that correcting people who hae the problems like i have/had could be seen as a offensive type of thing but, meh

this spelling bee geezer, sounds alittle bit of alright, alittle bit of "oo er missus" if you ask me spelling bee, have you ever found yourself wanting to rape people who text speak ????????

a slightly more clothed pic of me, kinda menacing nether the less

clearly, everyone post your photoshops of me wearing a thong here..!!! started from the funniest convo, and then got funnier, then i had an urge to try a thong on, sent him the pic know full well it would be posted, funny though

haha, how cool am i

i'll build you one for a price, anything, and copletely one up (don't do measurements)

ha, it appears i was wrong about some of the poeple this forum, good job people but another thing is i absolutely hate it when people talk about me and my gf in a dodgey sexual way, not like that, but someone said, "she prob just going out with you cause she needs some cock" and to be honest that really really pissed me of, to the point of clenching my fist... i mean does he think he is the only person who can have a happy relationship ha, really hungry, will reply later

haha, you slut bag slag face, that was our private collection i was actually crying over that, and theres my fluffy hair if i don't wax it :$

Basically, even though i am only 16 tender years old age, i am already stuck in my ways and 1 of them being view to woman and the appropriate ways being in college i hear all the talk, from my fellow students, and one being the way that they talk about their girl friends (aka missis, bitch etc.) they come in on a monday morning "i bashed the granny out of her" "all weekend" and i think to myself wow you had sex, i spent my weekend with the most wonderful girl doing nothing but talking and hugging, walking round town holding hands.. all they ever seem to talk about is sex, and they talk about they gf as if they are a prize, as do all you lot on here (post a pic of your missus) acting like your not a man if you don't get sex, and taking the piss out of Member1492 the fact he wants to celebrate the fact he has been going out his gf for 9 months at 16 years old, that is something to celebrate, and your virginity, act as i your wierd if you don't loss it by the time your 13, is no longer something to look forward to sharing with someone special so it apears i'm set in my ways, and i am classed as odd for being a romantic and so is everyone else am i wierd..???? thats my rant over, and i'll add more, when more than likely i am slated or something in the trials-forum bitchyness

sorted, can view it now

when you are at myspace home, next to your pic is account settings, click that, and go is privacy/private steeing, and just click public rather that private

you have to be your friend to view your profile, thats alittle ghey wouldn't you say

not so much wierd, but still kinda i have a really good sense of direction, and memorising them (just memorise the landmarks) but anyway quite a few times when i have been out with my mum when i was younger and still now, we go places we haven't been before and normally get lost (her directions are crap) but i just see place that i recongnise and have never been there before.. i can say road names, and never seen them before, it shocks my mum and me and i dunno how i know them, but we never get lost nd always get to where we wanted to go when i go like this strange, but true

haha, charlie looks like a 10 year old spying in his older brother getting it on with his gf on the sofa hahahahahahaha, and dude kissing, is your lesbian thinking your a woman, joking..

i swear to much in real life, but on msn hardly at all cause its normally only to girls

yeah "sam" good effort for making the frame *cough* but all you with negative comments, hush, you have no idea how much fun it is to ride this bike, i love riding it... bring on Genny Mk2............... 24" for sure

haha told, good on you sambo, just don't get to lovey dovey... sunset walk along the beach, followed by a meal YOU cooked, with candles and rose on the table don't go to all out, or at a year your be ball'd up

that would be alright, if : 1 - i still rode 2 - i ever wore a helmet 3 - i wanted to look a right f**king tool 4 - wanted my gf to hate me list goes on

deep stuff !!!! nowt to be afraid of, sure its not that bad.. maybe something to be aprehensive about, and nervous but nothing to be afriad of, talk of freezing, and trying to halt the inevtitable isn't right.. i know that when i get of age, i'd hate to be a burdon on my family, can't eat, sleep or do anything for yourself... would you want that, i sure as hell wouldn'.. how ever, i am not ever 17, and would be somewhat pissed if i died now, there good stuff i have done, but so much more i want to do, i want to get married, i want to drive, i want to have kids and a loving family... i'm athiest and don't believe in any of the after life stuff, but i'm not going to go round bad mouthing peoples religion, but some of it is sill.. i would be pissed if i spent my life worshiping a god upto 6 times or what ever a day, devoting half my salray, not celbrating crimbo or birthdays, and then i died and nothing was there... so if i die and there is something after life, bonus.. just lie life to the max whilst you can, don't be shy, nervos about anything, you get the urdge to do it, then bugger it, go do it

thats the most amazing looking relatively standard golf, ever...!!! IMO the steel's look awesome on there

haha, twas funny last day of school, a year ago now

its head hair.. keeping trim for the win ..

right, basically i am self consious fecker.... and my hair really does twist my nipples the wrong way, as soon as it gets any lenght it goes not so much curly but fluffy i look a tit bit with short hair, so that not an option, and i'm buggered if i know how to keep it normal, bar the large amount of hair wax any ideas...? heh, i feel stupidly gay asking this on a forum

An American businessman is in Japan. The Japanese businessmen take him out, get him drunk, and send him upstairs with a hooker. As he's :xxx: her, she starts screaming, "Nashagai ana! Nashagai ana!" He's going, "Yeah, baby, take it all..." He keeps pumping, and she keeps screaming, "Nashagai ana! Nashagai ana!" The next day he's playing golf with one of the Japanese guys, and he slices the ball, and it goes way off to the right. The Japanese businessman says, "Nashagai ana." The American says, "What does that mean?" He says, "Wrong hole."

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha it took me about 6 looks to realise what that was hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah