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the_soon_to_be

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  1. surely just cut the plastic connector off the old speaker, strip some of the sleaving away and cimp a spade/bullet connector that fits the 6*9's and just plug them up might not be the best idea, but better than some sarky shit
  2. dave, that 2nd one has a slap forehead, almost paper bag job
  3. invite everyone off the pedo register and make it clear who they are at the rave, and all have a massive beat the shit out of them session
  4. well, not many peoples genitals can juggle it's own balls
  5. wow, going to the cinema with her tomorrow, and then portsmouth and shopping and stuff with her on thursday, she requested it just the 2 of us woop woop
  6. you knows it, my cock started smoking herbal and listening to Bob Marley
  7. i onced tried dreadlocks in my pubes, gave up and spiked them for shits and giggles
  8. haha, that ebay sale "in its time, this car has only had 1 ginger in it" i laughed alittle to hard at that
  9. thats the idea, some people did it at our school, could have got nasty quick
  10. i've taken on a group of 4 with just me, they start so i said "your mum" and grabbed wood and throw it at me, so i went up against them, everyone got bloody noses, and i got alittle worse but not much, and i'm not ever that big but they never try it again, soon as your confront someone chances are they will pussy out and leave you be
  11. i hear that, my bump up this post i did explains... not my best mate, but a very very very good friend, dunno what to do
  12. yeah, she clearly wants a threesome so question is, do you wanna spitroast someone, and see a dude at eye height
  13. dunno what this is about, but consider yourself : OWNED but with the burns, the cracking of your skin, but after that paiful boner, imagine how refreshing to be in a wet area
  14. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, 3rd degree burn on you cock, it actually would be a RED ROCKET hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
  15. smells wierd, it fooking stinks like a beast but as soon as the flames touch the hair, it dissapears, just burn the whole lot off
  16. how to get around it : - shag her in the shower, so no smell -make her shower, then shag her without kissing -get head off her, then go wack of whilst holding a soapy spondge, clean as a wistle -hand job, and hope her hands doesn't give you a yellow cock -don't get with her, i wouldn't go with someone who smokes, and never have
  17. thats an evil looking mother of a dog you got there, crazy b*****d dog
  18. yeah, so maybe the police do bugger all about these things, but personally don't take shit from anyone, not saying, go and stab them, but in a group of people, just circle the 1 who through the stone, and put the willies up him (no, not gang rape), just scare him, and chavs being chavs will shit themselfs, he'll think twice before he tries anything beofre, failing that, baseball bats and f**k him up good and propper violence does solve stuff,
  19. thought i'd bump this up, this girl i really really stupidly like, been texting her and stuff for few weeks, like 361 texts so far.. but i really do like her, and she is the same, never had a moment when we not had something to say to each other, but i haven't asked her out yet, just incase it goes balls up, as she is such a good friend sort of thing, tis wanking my mind up a treat, going to the cinema wed so think i might take the oppertunity, or maybe i won't, tits least i got that off my chest to a load of people sat behind computers, how sad am i/we
  20. a bouncy castle, big size that you are only allowed onto when you are completely smashed, naked frog leap sam, mine is before yours, so sort mine out frist as i am way to lazy to do it,
  21. i thought the south africans were so good at olympics, is because they are to run everywhere for food and shit, my bad
  22. ha ha, jackie chan tragged him into bed, he so doesn't want his nob wet in her
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