the_soon_to_be

i like the part about styling, had a go once myself, it is fun just shaved a straight line from above the shaft to bottom of snail trail, seemed to make me giggle ever time i saw it, edit : the shaven area, not my nob,

gaz likes free stuff

balls, it does make you look bigger, worked for me don't shave, pluck them when you got a sparehour or 2 worked for nipple hair anyway

better be pete, everyone else is gay go pete go

oh well, might be funny for all we know, they might try and arrange a trials-forum gang bang ?

f**king hell jon, they are all greasy ugly motherf**kers bets on how many STI's they have wangs

a man walks into a bar OUCH !

i'll show you my arse, and frontal package if you really want

good, the f**k end piss's me off, how much he had to tell everyone he was a paki and a pouf, like we can't see, pleb... on another note, a gew of them ladies would get it, 6 ways from sunday

i now have flags on my car..... but they say, "london 2 brighton 06" so they are classy

when pete drank the lemonade and spat it out i actually laughed seriously hard at that

and a spoon full of cock, SLAG

this is actually just going to be big canadian guy bumming the paki pouf whilst pete spazz's out trying to hit them with spanking paddle shouting "wank, shit, f**k, fanny, fag, bollox" but the new blonde, gag her and i'd tap it seems like a slag = bb porno channel (she likes getting naked ) straight and gay

lisa = f**k off grace = flat cheasted but 6 ways from sunday PETE = awight "CRAP" awight

richard = clearly in to spanking paddles and the such like...

all i can say is he didn't fill out his hand very well, and i second, that poof, he is twisting my nipples already..

haha, that black bird is a platent lesbian lonner

i heard talk of a vibrator, and kinky.... i'm set to watch it now

they are the largest breast ever, i wanna see her nipples so bad.... recon they are massive ?

lia = tits, nothing but tits

fooking hell, that "paki pouf" is annoying me already, his campness is making me all of a sudden homophobic

hahahahahahahahhahahahha he fell down the stair, breathe hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhah what a jeb end awight, he should be funny

that actually blows mate, just keep an eye out and i recon you sill see some little monkey kid riding about oon it in portsmouth, if so just go skull f**k him to death sure someone will see it around if it still in portsmouth, keep the eye on ebay etc, so there light at end of the tunnel, failing that wing it and say that it twas at you house and bitch kids broke in and stole it, and commit abit of fraud

just goes to show how much of a nice person i am

been locked already i put it down to ben,