the_soon_to_be

my love

ok, as most seem pretty dam sick try and say the sickest way, and see who is the clear winner there's gotta be some sik f**ks on here

personally i would penertrate their skull with my over-sized pennis but thats me, not all have black mans cock as a white man

my little 12 year old brother is a complete arse, he drives my mum to tears and i hate him for it.. such a tosser, when eer he is home from bording he gets in the most pointless arguments with her, and comes out with stuff that no mother should hear from her son i.e. your a crap mother i hate you et. but 2 days ago he pushed her to far, and it go really bad... my mum locked up from what he was saying and sat in her room T.V at full volume completely still, was really bad then she went out in her car, buckets of tear (you can see where this is going) and my step dad got a phone call, dropped everything and went... of course i was left in the learch and didn't know anything but the house was suddely empty.. so i rang my mums mobile, (took 5 times to get through) when she eventually answered she was in tear, and all i got was "i've crashed, cars written off" line went dead... as anyone would i was worried shitless, and everything got ontop of me all of a suddern, i started lashing out and put huge hole in my bedroom wall, and smashed some stuff up. i couldn't stop myself, i didn't want to be, it was really bad... but eventually 4 hours later i was told she was ok, and had quite a spectacular crash in which she lost it on a corner, and went of a sheer drop of 15 foot, only to be stoppped dead my a yree which ripped the whole lenght of the passanger side off once i knew this, i swear i could have walked in and ripped that little tossers head clean off, its completely f**ked up... i seriously don't knwo what i can do to stop my brother being such a f**king wang..

prawn will write an essay in a min so no need to worry, but whilst he not here, quick low down... for a reasonable one £1000 but that will prob need abit of body work for a standard 998cc you will be paying about £20 to fill it right up and tamnk will last 3-4 hundred mile, as standard third party fire and theft would be about £7-800 rough guess on a 998cc at 17

gaz but now some call me Gangsta Gaz, as i have recently become black...

ha ha, just like that f**king pizza place, all the people next to us.... that got me nervous

get on southerndownhill.com and look there i had a big hit with shivers etc, and to be honest it was a beast.... never ridden a bike as big as i rode that, trust gets big hits for around £600-700 mark easily

said sorry didn't i ? may have been a sorry for something else, maybe sorry to myself for something i regret, who knows !

sorry but.. Monty_susanne look pretty fit in that pic

i'm sorry to my wang, no gf for 2 months and on that note, my hand for its recent calasises

he hasen't got a leg to stand on though oh well sure he knows no one actually means it or maybe they do

get as much sex as possible in 1 week and then end it how it is in the hood (from where i come)

dude what are you doing going back out with her.... do you have no self respect for yourself, i mean she says jump you say "how high" jesus she has already dumped yuo like what, 5 times now.... prehaps that is a message that it won't ever work, and everytime you are being so gullable as to say yes. i am betting my money on you don't want to miss out on the sex !!!! because honestly it cannot be love, breaking it up that many times, she is clearly just messing with you if she reads this "leave the poor lad alone, and stop playing with his emotions" this is the sort of shit that turns a guy gay in later life TRUST

just go in the ass and you don't have to see their ugly face everyone's a winner

ha ha, i remember that now !! you asked me about the t-rex, and warned you and he does have a high voice and he told me when i was speaking to him that he sent you the bmx, and that is only reason i dealed with him, i was unsure becuase of what you wrote what a hiefing twat, break his legs

but the toilet get's a load of my "seeds" everyday

my little bro 12 years old has mental night mares, about twice a week i get woken up to hear him screaming and shouting, go in to see if he's ok and he shaking ina sweat but once when we were on holiday in spain, we were sharing a room when we were younger, and i was woken up by him punching me in the face in one of these nightmares, hard punches, and then kicks and my mum had to pull him off me, he was mental he still has them, they are crazy

like ways, 6 ways from sunday

rachel stevens, 6 ways from sunday

wel i laughted my arse off at it.... funny shit

in my life i have not had much in the way of really special people in my life, i don't get on with all my family, but some of them i really do.. but as with everyone there is certain people you cannot tell everything.. although i do have a best mate, who i may not have know for years, (about 3-4 years) but he has been single handly the most influencial person i have ever know.. even when times have been bad and other against me in silly mistakes i have made, he has never judged me.. through the thick and thin, ups and downs... in my relationships when they go tits up which they inevatably do i always seems to put a smile on my face and pick me up out the dumps. dunno what it is but i have told him things that only he knows, not another person does (unless that wankers been talking) but as i have said in the "what does sex mean" thread, i have explain what a massive influence he and his gf have had on view and values of the opposite sex.. and i do appriaciate that greatly and consider it one of the biggest gifts they could have given me, cheers... cheers for helping me out dude and to clarify i am not gay, much prefer the split pea's and where did all these meanful topics come from ????

he'll cry, he will get on and hands and knees and suck your pork sword so you don't slap him... i really cannot believe how long you have, and how pactient yopu are being about this, personally i would kick his ass you should

some fadge that was off look all clean, and was... went down on her, fook me.... bad idea there, end of her

personally, i am impressed with what the lads are saying on here, it has really changed my views, and some people are being truely honest which i respect greatly... whilst at school everything was about sex and sexual acts, it was a race between the lads (and as we were at a private school, not many had had sex) but i was with a girl who i had know for 6 years, and could say after 3 years going out on and off, i was not in love, but falling in a big way.... but since the sexual acts we shared, i did my bragging with friends.. everyone does it. but now i am at college, my whole view of the oppiste sex has greatly changed... i have far far more respect and even though i am still a horny b*****d, on numorus occasions i have turned down casual sex, friends call me stupid... but my true friends respects me for not, or atlesast i think so anyway... since seeing him and his girlfriend, that has helped to change my views.... i no longer want what i once wanted (which was sex sex sex) of course being the red blooded male that i am i still long for it, but i want something more meaningful than a quick shag, i would prefer to have a girl friend that i can take out to a meal or the cinema rahter than take home and rag... someone to hold hands with as we walk though town, of course sex is a massiv bonus but if it's not ther but i have someone i can share presious time and love then clearly that is far more important... i am still quite astounded myself that my friend and his girl friend can have such a dramatic change on my views and respect for the opposite sex, and for that i thank them (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) there is my 5 cents, and as of yet i have only found 1 person in my life who i can truethfully say i was nearly honestly in love with, and still best of friends... and have recently begining to realise that i am more so i love with her than i have ever let on, and been begining to flirt etc... time will tell gaz...