the_soon_to_be

he's never on msn anyways, anywaym why haven't you got his balls on a plate (small as they might be guessing by his voice)

"ali" i spy a mini in there very jealous about you haveing a lathe though, maybe we'll get one some day

don't do an apprenticeship, i was going to, but very glad i didn't trust college life is the best thing in the world, i love it so signing up for another year, just to waste time, but the girls, dam bo trust me.... go to college, get with as many girls as you can there, tis a hard life

guy in white shirt "ha ha, my hand shows my girth is bigger" guy in red stares into his eyes of guy in white in a deep loving way guy in red shirt "oh my god, i can't take it... i just have to kiss you"

Sam, your oficially a bike pimp/whore and i think you should sell/px me your alibongo, really you should wink wink

bugger me, not surprised he's called ears, does he get radio 1 on them bad boys, they don't actually lie the taste of beer/lager/anything alcholic so they hold a can and make it look like there drunk what a bunch of fannys ever seen a chav fight or had a fight with chavs, thery are actually crap-

with halogen bulbs, the salts in you sink react with the glass and weaken it, so not only do they not last as long but when they blow, they don't just burn out, the glass itself can explode

meh, f**k the gays.. its the camp one that piss me right off, jesus i just want to lash out at them...

ha ha ah ha ha a that is quite possibly the 4th funniest thing i have ever read, funny enough to be quoted at least ok, well seens as everyone is coming out, i may as well.. i am homophobic, not to the extent that i go gay bashing, but i don't like seeing it, hearing about it or any other thing, which is abit of a gay as recently found out that my uncle is gay and even my nan has commented on how my family relationship has changed since i found out.. loads of people say that they don't mind gays, but how many people don't take the piss, everyone does it, another thing tha gets right on my tits is, racisium, f**king annoys me.. black people call each other "niggers" but as soon as a white person say something remotely racist then you'll get arse raped.. the goverment are pussys, i mean, can't sing "BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP" any more, its got to be "BAH BAH RAINBOW SHEEP", what the f**k is that all about, bunch of faggots.. everyone i know takes the piss and jokes about, with the whole multi culture shit, but look how many racist jokes there are, millions, and i laugh my arse of at them, so you can call me homophobic, racist what ever you want, i won't go beating people up about it, but i will have person jokes about it with my mates, and not feel guilty there, i've said it, LOUD BUT NOT PROUD

tell um like i know what i am on about

been there done that, who hasen't in a drunken state felt worse about kissing a fat bird than i did about kissing my best mate

"1 up the bum, no halm done" if your coming out the closet, come out, don't run back in gay, straight, bi although bis-sexeul is just plain gready either way i don't care

quite happy with Gareth Thomas, even if alittle welsh.. but i recon it would be, Flash "ahah" Gordon but everyone would have to sing, "ahah"

i have to, how the hell you get out of it, having to set my alarm to get up early to cook breakfast, something about that doesn't appeal alot

jesus man, are you wearing make up on your eye lases sorry alittle to manly to know what its called

did he tell you he had his t-pro stolen, he sold it, i was talking to him on msn and he said he sold it to some little kid, personally i wouldn't believe a word that comes out his mouth, you would get less shit out my arse...than you do out his mouth he is a high voiced little willy, so i don't think you will get much out of him, sod the police.. baseball bat to the knee caps will sort it out fast eniugh, he'll prob fob you off with some more crap ha..ha and to think, i was going to buy that t-rex not meaning to be a willy, but "you've been had"

that lookd more like a chav pose.. and your thinking, "i'm gunna rip your bollox off for calling me a chav"?

first refusals, my topic.... lol joe, you can have them rockets

i'll definately take them off your hands, sizes, amounts, prices gaz...

plain and simple.. french bangers, where from ? anbything else you post, i don't care

Mate, good luck in getting any money out of him. I've got it, I'll give it to you for a small fee. Sam ha ha, so wait a min you gavce him the parts without getting the money, and have waited 8 months before doing anywhing, WTF adam vince is a scamming little shit, who to this day i still stand by, if i see him again i will beat the shit out of him tried ripping me off, but i pursuisted and got what he owed me, partly just go to his school and beat the f**k out of him gaz

and...? question is does anyone know where i/us can get some or makes some (sam says)

where can i get some fire cracker things from in the uk on the internet and before any smart arse says "google is your friend" we checked cheers lads/lad(esses)

party saturday night definately coming,

hell yeah, i've given up trials but sod it, building a bike just for this as missed last time either that or nick one of sams, will make him come as well, there for the lot, gotta stagger home though (will prob end up at sams though, mission )