the_soon_to_be

hot dog.... calling up tomorrow for sure then, cheers prawn

i know i have it booked online, but there is quite a wait but i heard that if you call up and there is a cancelsalation then you can get in there sooner

ok, driving tests.... i have heard that you can call up the test centre and see if they have any cancel asilations so you can get in faster, can someone confirm this ???

hahahaha no, i dumped one girl (the cow as poopipe named her) and asked out katy (my best friend for 8 years) and gina is katy's mum male slut, who me..... nooo time for me to settle up with katy

the 2 on the focus, your f**king sick, they are ugly as f**k... bet she's had more cock than henry the hover too

right, bit of an update for you.... i did it, i dumped georgie (she didn't take it too well at all) and went away to london with katy and her parents for the weekend, and... HOLY SHIT everything changed since we finally said how we felt about each other, her parents have gotten amazing around me, they don't mind one bit, they even like the idea of me and he, they are actually happy that its me she wanted to be with and me with her.. then gina got completely wasted at the campsite, and really opened up to me, it was so wierd but the rest is for me and her to know only but, i asked her out and its completely amazing, have such and amazing time with her meh, will finish when i have the time

so its a ped, and your what 16 ? just guessing but don't you think you brought this on yourself my derestricting your ped (assuming you did) and dependent on what road you wre in, if you were breaking the speed limit, ha just could yourself lucky you didn't get a car in the back of your head though

haha, this is frokm our convo cause you were worried about the amount of splodge you were displacing.. to be honest mate canny believe you have gone this long without, does this also include anything with abby to, or just the self service i once went 2 weeks, and THb didn't notice anything, apart from occasionally getting wood when not normally, i'm down for trying again

back in the day (1 year ago) at school, there was a maths teacher called Mrs Harris and she was a maths teacher, she tried real hard to get on with people and we all just took the piss out of her, but a select few of us took it further complaints to the head teacher and shit, because we could, and one lesson we were at our usaul level of foul mouthed childish abuse, and she got up walked out the lesson and locked herself in the teacher toilet next door down, so we all shouted through the door eventually we got bored, wondered off and pissed about she went home to her kids, went crazy and had a nervous breakdown on a massive scale still in the funny farm to this day... another teacher, was called Mr oliver and he was an old skool teacher from when i was a wee nipper, and was at the school for most the time i was there (same school all my life) and we all thought there was something funy about him, he was the music teacher and we always assumed him of being a fudge packer.. but in 1 assembly, bearing in mind this is to a room full of 10-17 year old with head teacher and all the other twats.. and he started talking about when he had erection problems, and how occasionly he popped rndom ones, and then proply asked people to raise their hands and say where they get random nob ons he was taken out the room and assembly changed pronto later he suddenly leaves, and we see in the newspaper that he was a gay phedo who had been filming the kids at our school (maybe me too) taking showers after games so we felt it our duty to find his phone number and give abusive calls, the sick f**k and other sick arse willy teachers too, for another time

would have been funnier if you drank loads of parafin, dropped you trouser and pissed it out all over the show whilst causually twiddling your nipples...

oh well, atleast i can talk freely to her dad, he's a big b*****d who owns a tattoo shop, so pierced and tattoo'd like f**k, scary shit.. meh, he's funny

and "Cup" .....!!!!!!!!! all i can say is good luck with that one

ha, you shudder at that... i spent 2 hours talking to katy's dad about him and her mums sexual adventures, 2 words... "German Stylee"

no, but shes a parent.. surely they automaticly hold the answer (take note poopipe)

cheers guys, to be honest i care for her that much (and i know she does, she told me) that i would do it either way, just wondered what you guys thought.. Katy is far to special/beautiful/amazing for me to let pass me by you bestfriend and your girlfriend, there are other things i haven't said, things hat we have both seen as a push in the right direction happening to get us together, its really strange or maybe we both want it so badly that we are looking for excuses to be together, and "poopipe" purely because i am 17 it doesn't make me a raving sex beast.. i am much more of a romantic, as katy said "what happens, hppens" just gota talk to my mum tonight, and we shall see what the future hold for us

hmm, normally i don't post in here seriously because if i ever have problems then i turn to katy and she always has the time/answers for me.. i have been going out with georgie for over 2 months now, and owing to m previous relationships that is quite respectable for me, but she seems to make no time for actually seeing me, all she does is call and text.. i'm not the sort of guy who obsesses about sex, although its a bonus.. but she lets me down all the time, the week before i went on holiday to blackpool we were mean't to meet up, and she let me down everytime, so when i got back i wanted to see her, she text me in the morning and said "i'll let you know when i'm in town" bearing in mind its a 20min train journey and 20min walk for me, so off i went to get all ready (shit, shower, shave) waiting all eagly in my house for her text, 8pm comes around i get a text "sorry completely forgot all about you" BITCH !!! alittle background about me and katy : we both started the same motorbike stunt team 8 years ago, when i was a wee nipper at 9 years old.. and we pretty much struck it off straight away, and within a year we did everything together.. and as the years went on our friendship got stronger and stronger.. and eventually we ended going out when i was 13 years old, and this was for about 6 months.. we later broke up, and our friendship had a deadspot of 2-3months, but luckly for us my mum and her mum had become best friends also, so then soon has us sorted out and back to normal.. i'm now just turned 17, and katy is still my best friend, as has been for the entir 8 years, she is a main factor in my life for who i have turned out to be.. even as my best friend i would do anything for her, and have gone to the limits for her already (fighting to prtect her, spending all my savings on her when she had a low spot, going on holiday to america/mexico with her and lots more) we went to blackpool last week on a small camping holiday for alittle over a week, and on this holiday EVERYTHING became so cler to me she expressed her true feeling towards me, and they made me feel so special/wanted that i welled up inside.. and through the time we have been back i have been doing some bad ass thinking about the matter, and i have realised that my feelings to her aren't just as friends, i have become aware of the fact that i love katy.. i say i love georgie, but thats just words... when i say "i love you" to katy it is a feeling that i have had inside of me for the majority of the 8 years we have know each other, and its the little things, with everygirl i said that too, all i ever say it "love you" but with katy i add in the "i" and i never realised.. she treats me the way i deserve to be treated, and she isn't afraid to tell about her feelings to me, and neither am i with her.. so i have been thinking, and thought i would turn to my mum for help (my mum is effectively katys 2nd mum, they get on that well) so i told my mum that it wasn't right with george as she could tell, but the first thing she said to me is "you love katy don't you" so i was gobsmacked, and it appears that everyone knows it, and they have been talking about it behind our back, her parents, my parents, friends they all know, and eveysingle one of them say we just work.. only problem being that katy has a bf called ollie, and i could quite easly smash his face off.. he hasen't treaded her the best in the past and i have had many late night phone calls from her in ears from that toss pot.. katy already wants to break up with him, and her mum thinks it is the best ida as well, it seem that everyone agree's that me and her should get together.. so i am going to talk to my mum further tonight, and katy with gina (her mum) so we shall see what happens, katy and i have been talking everynight and we both feel exactly the same, when we are together we just "fit" so effectively, what i am saying is "i am going to ask katy out" and "i love her" she sys the most romantic things to me and its exactly how i feel about her, she said "i have captured her heart" and she has mine as well.. the only problem being though, that i am 17 and she is 15.. although i don't act or look 17 and she is very mature, but when we are together we just forget about the age, our parents don't mind either as we have know each other so long and they can see its love what do you think trials forum, feels so good to finally say the whole story

R.I.P just as well it was a stingray though, a croc would have f**ked him up but not soundiung harsh, but it kinda pisses me off that everyone is like 'oh shit, can't believe he died' but something like 125,000 people die aday, and they don't get any recognission, but because he liked to juggle with his life everyone gets all say about it he's just one guy, but thats me either way, sad he's left his family behind

never actually cried at a film.. but in blackpool last week i swelled up loads when katy made me listen to a song by christian agulair "i turn to you" she said listen to everyword, thats what i think of you so i almost cried at that

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the f**k is up with that guys hair and 17 a month ago

i'll give you a competition but only untill i see georgie or she might not kiss me

i like being spontanious... mate was round, we got bored so broke out the micro scooters and scooted 12 miles to B&Q bought a cheese burger and came back... and this was when we were 16 theres loads of things including naked-ness, drunk-ness, oral sex-ness and with remarks to the brown wings, don't knock it... you don't have to look at the mantal piece when your poking the fire

started shaving when about 14, that was just bum fluff... now i shave every day because the stuble piss's me right off, occassionally i go 2-3 days without and end up with the mega stuble... plus i sometimes start having sideburns, but get bored shave them and start afew weeks later meh...

just had a 2 hour convosation with my mum about me and my gf, and it much needed and feeling soo much better for it only time i have spoken to my mum without shouting for about 2 years,

NO SHIT, its my gf's birthday tomorrow too

offer to pay for them to go out to a meal... or just stay there whilst their in, and gag her