Fishy

Gin related coma.

Basically... My mate inherited some stuff off his uncle, but we found out it wasn't legit, one of which was a ring. So we have had to travel to understand the reasons behind the issues with it. Ended up having a bit of a gay relationship with my bezzie and lost contact with the other two lads in our group, took the ring to Mordor and had to chuck it in a f**king big fire.

Desperate for a poo whilst I was driving. Struggled so much when I got home I had to ease it out with a finger. Man problems

Are you actually serious, you literally are full of shit. This is one of the best things I've read in a while.

Over the past 4 months I've lost 4 stone 3, I'm currently sat at 16 stone 1. I'm looking to join the RMC at the end of the year so I need to lose an additional 2 stone 6. Training has improved so much, as I'm training most week days with Kev. It's just a shame he's a massive weight bender and doesn't do cardio (except the hour long sessions he has on the cross trainer.)

Yeah I'm committed enough, I just need to find the god way to get stamina. But I'll try that, isn't that called farklet training?

Left handed wanks, my arm has to be dead/completely numb or it's just not worth it.

At my prime I was 18/18 and a half stone. Best way I've lost weight is from a nasty break up and drugs. I'm currently sat at about 16 stone now, the last 2 stone is going to be a b*****d to shift. Anyway, what I want to know is what's the best/quickest/most effeciant way to increase stamina? Eca stack usually worked but I've stopped all of that and i want to focus on getting as fit as I can. (before anyone mentions, wanks in cold showers don't work, and nor does whilst you're having a wee, forcing yourself to stop mid flow.)

Haha, I don't think any less of you because you drink beer. I think less of you because you ran the marathon and I almost died running 12 miles. There's nothing wrong with vagrot, it's just beer puts me off it.

Yep. If I drink I don't want to remember the night, and beer makes me remember... That and the fact it tastes like gone off vagaga. Stro 80 on the other hand...

Rugby, skiing, motorbikes, land rovers, scrumping, wine and spirits - beer is for gays, music, and the great outdoors! (also can be read as doggin)

My best advise would be drugs.

Scream

GHB

Keeping it real yo'