This is one my mate told me i thought it was funny at the time...... 2 blokes caught 10 men and took then as prisoner, They said to them , ok now you have to go into the rainforest and collect 10 pieces of fruit but they have 2 be the same. So the first man came back with 10 apples and they said to him, if you want 2 live you have 2 put all of the 10 apples up your arse. So he put 2 up then he cried in pain so the men shot him. The second man came with 10 grapes and they said you have to put all off the 10 pieces up your arse if you want to live. The man put 8 put then started to laugh, the men killed him. The 2 men met in heavon and the first guy said to the second man, why did you laugh you were so close? and the guy answered beacause the next man was comming with watermellons. Bolty........