I can see where you are coming from, I know i have only posted 4 times but i knida gave up on the this place when i could see the people that have already been validated should never been in the first place. I can see and beleve that you should have been validated long ago..........
I wash my hands in surgical spirit about twice a day and that works really well, i don't have hard skin or calluses, it workes really well, i got the idear from hikers as they use it on there feet to stop them getting blisters.
I know this is may not be quite what your looking for but alot of people that have seen it have said it looks kinda like old skool. Its a vid of a mate and I and was recorded this spring. http://www.thinkbikes.com