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Jimmy Levan did it in Road Fools 1 which came out 11 years ago. He also actually landed it

If you've got any questions you need answering, feel free to drop me a PM. Trying to get people to buy BMX stuff is what I do day to day, so I've got a reasonable idea about The Market...

If that's the case, you should probably find a new job

Speaking as someone who rides BMX, it'd be good to know why...

http://theberrics.com/buttery.php

Would be better without watermark-age. Just ruins any photo. No-one's going to steal them, so why bother?

YO MOMMA'S SO FAT SHE'S FAT

There's something well sinister about that pic of Glen. I think it's just the way he appears to be totally emotionless, yet is semi (or fully) naked and is covered in fluorescent glow-stick liquid...

I already hate The Game, can I start hating The Player yet?

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Holy shit that's hot.

Trials-Forum members in "talking un-educated shit" shocker! Alert the media!

Do nothing to their face, apart from the occassional sarcastic comment. Bitch about them on message boards. Gently let the feelings of hatred and anger towards them rise up and consume you as you do nothing to dissipate them. Allow them to take hold. Plot revenge. Pussy out. Which you f**king will. Why not just grow a pair? If you've got an issue with them, why not just do something to sort it instead of knobbing about on a message board?

Probably get involved with the incredibly successful* knife amnesty that's currently underway, and has been underway for ages. *It has not been successful.

I wish I'd been aware that this had been posted so I could've locked this there and then. Nothing else needs to be said after that, haha.

f**king hellfire, I didn't think that this could've gone much worse and thought it might at least amuse me for a few minutes before I have to go clean my bastarding wet-room, but no... Oh, and banhammer.

There's not much wrong with the spelling ("Standers"?), but that's not what I was getting at...

If your original post hadn't been shit I wouldn't have been a 'grumpy bugger', but if shit posts are causing me hassle by having to deal with them, I'm going to not be best pleased.

Smoby/Rob Walker, whichever one of you it is, just f**k off...

Prefered long WB for 'to front' stuff. Got a bit more room to play with in terms of balance points, seemed easier for me anyway...

JT's fairly on the money in terms of how it affects riding - shorts do tend to make bunnyhops and general tricks a bit easier, but for anything that you need to kick into (e.g. gaps, taps, sidehops) longer frames are usually a bit better. But yeah, with your particular situation just literally get any reputable frame. You haven't had a trials bike before and so you've got no real frame of reference for whatever you get, so whatever you get is going to feel weird, if you see what I mean? If you've got nothing you're used to, you'll get used to anything. You just learn on that frame and ride in that style, pretty much. My first trials bike was a freakishly short original-style Onza T-Bird. Progressed from that to frames that gradually got longer and longer and they fitted my style a bit better. But fundamentally, you can learn anything on any trials frame, which is why the top riders can jump on whichever frame their sponsors give them and still ride well. Nothing really makes up for just getting out and practising, so just get whatever frame you can get ASAP, then get out and start riding!

There's a better one called something like "cBay" or something like that...

The entire first page of the FS section is purely bike parts at the mo. Haven't really delved too much deeper, but it doesn't seem like there's too much in the way of 'shoes and ipods and crap' to sift through, compared to having yet another sub-forum?

Rule of Thirds motherf**ker, do you use it? And yeah, what Ben said. Byeeeee.