Sam Ward

yeahh i'm up for forza whenever ohh and i didnt know it was you, just sthought it was some random kid that was in the same game as me lol

samward244 forza 2 battlefield 2&3 pgr3 if anyone wants

essex boys is quite good also can someone confirm that pulp fiction is more a load of random events put in a dodgey order more than a film with a conventional storyline??

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im watching pulp fiction and dumb and dumberer

i didnt watch the whole thing, i found it a bit boring really but luckily i watched jezza fall off which was hilarious not sure why they did it though

yesterday i got moula from my dad and a shirt and some aftershave from my nan now i just need to go round my mum/dad/nan and get 1200 quid they owe me from all the birthday and xmas money theyve given me

xmas is now complete ive got some socks

ive got americas next top model

got woken up early as i thought but i got some sean john afershave and an electric shaver so im pretty chuffed got a few more when my step sister comes round and my dads etc tomorrow but my family and a good dinner are more than enough for me

just make sure she doesnt take advantage of you and make you do things you dont like

I know my mums got me a nike jumper and a dvd but the rest is a mystery Id happily give all my presents up so long as i dont get woken up tomorrow morning

FYI i got a pack of hotdogs out lastnight and it was an 8 pack

I always thought adaware was free, shit but free

how about golf stories

well actually it is pretty easy for an amateur, i used to be a fair weather golfer and could hit 250, and my handicap was the most it could be pros are more like 350 mate

oh my days how did i ever forget that that was the best game ever and yeahh bowling greens and big rocks launched in the air kinda pissed the olds off, or nicking the small white ball there aiming for

one word "parky" every friday and saturday night we'd set i nice fire in the middle of the field and set trap all the way along the route for it, we anticipated everything, from him driving straight there, walking, from every direction, funny one was when we dug a nice 10 ft long trench quite close to the fire and the van went straight in. we often got locked in a the police got called going to the creek and launching stones at the trains going over the bridge and swearing at everyone when the train had to stop for the traffic lights going all the places we shouldnt and getting chased by security terrorising pcso when they tried taking our drink off us on a friday night knock door run, ginger, garden hop. garden gnomes was the best though my family all get together once a year for a huge bbq at some coutry park with a motorway running through the middle, me and my cousin one year decided it'd be fun to throw food at all the speeding cars until someone stopped and actually screamed at us, like full on spitting in our face stylee and we shat ourselves and to this day we dont know why we didnt run back in year 9 my maths and french class had exactly the same people in so on a thursday after lunch in maths we'd plan how we'd make miss cry in french this week, techniques ranged from walking in at facing the back of the class, the old coughing at 3 oclock, just sitting there in perfect silence the whole lesson, dont move, dont look at anyone else, books layed out uniformly infront but never open shooting my bb gun out my mums loft window at people we dont get snow down here, we get slosh which means we dont get snowballs, we get ice rocks and i went to launch one at my step bro but he ducked/i missed and it hit the corner of the old womans window across the road, but mainly the frame, which is old and wooden, now my step bro saw this and though the window could take a full on block of ice at it and the window kinda didnt stand up to it. we both ran in and sat round the table where everyone else was eating until there was a knock at the door when adam jumped out of his skin and hid under the table, worst of all but the neighbours had the cheek to accuse me got soooo many more school stories, pushing people over with your friend knelt behind them, but that stopped when someones arm got broke, wooops many times in isolation for varying reasons of abuse, fighting, vandalism, fires in science and soldering the 2 live holes of a double plug into eachother and turning the power on ahhh to be young again. no wait this all happened in the past 3 years

i knew i recognised that when i was on club polo yesterday. i really want one now, same green insurance is rwally quite good aswell its just a shame the 1.4 sports are so expensive/rare a chickens teeth

is simp's one greeen

what about dinner, if your mum doesnt know your coming she might, invite family and have no table room, or not cook enough, my mum never does and we have a second turkey/ham boxing day

ahhh yes how silly of me to forget

i thought jeremy had lost his voice, seemed to get better by the minute

as did i

agreed she was shit and that irish kid will probably end up killing himself before next week, did u see how much of a girl he was when she didnt go through, theyre blatantly at it and now she's gunna go off get big and never think about the short arse ever again