Sam Ward

shes got that down to a tee hasnt she

i can totally agree there, dont move south, unless it devon/cornwall ideally id like to move to australia and in a few years if im not enjoying whatever it is im doing its going to happen but inside the uk, probably stay where i am, its not a ghetto yet and its close enough to everything i need, only bad thing is house prices when i decide to move out

chop and sweat off half an onion add some curry sauce out of a jar etc whilst thats heating up chop the rest of the onion really chunky along with some carrots plonk it all in the pan and make sure the curry sauce is all over it then eat yes thats raw onion and carrot

vegetable oil or anything that looks the same

has he just got a huuuuge poster he wants on hi bedroom wall?

I got the 'Red Ring of Death' the other day. I don't have a 360 I was just raped by Bill Gates

why thank you

its better to have love then lost, than to never loved at all sorry i cant be much help but ive never been in the situation, who knows what the future will bring and take it as it comes

no i didnt use stupid £1gazillion per chunk chocolate no way was that cake worth the effort and money poored into it over my cheap microwave shit, and think of all the washing up you had to do

i kept telling him that but he wouldnt listen

shystie-arms wide open

do you really want me to answer this

yesss in a sandwich

anything with burger sauce:)

yes the f**kING chocolate chips

forgot the f**king chocolate chips

you didnt put baking soda in aswell did you??

http://www.dizzy-dee.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-in-5-minutes

i must get myself into a semi concious state to see what i'd dream up

get out and try it NOW i never thought of calling it that, and another vote for super crunchy peanut butter, i usually just smash a few up and sprinkle them in my sarnies

pasta and salad cream or chips cheese and beans both can be done in less than 5 minutes

NOOOO cheese should never go with pasta, salad cream is best with it cheese can only be used in conjunction with chips, cheese and copious amounts of ground black pepper