spode@thinkbikes Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/arti...in_page_id=1770"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."I know most of you have considered it, but this is a definite NO NO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 LMFAO.Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I love my bike, but not that much What a nutcase! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phatmike Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Hahaha! Having sex with pavements! Sounds like something of Brasseye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Even though it was an extremly odd thing to do, why was he put on the sex offenders register? Unless the bike wasn't his maybe. Hmmmmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Yeah I wondered that, he was doing it in a room too, not in the town centre or anything.Whilst I don't condone it, he wasn't really doing anything wrong - unless the bike was under 16 and had feelings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 might of been a bright pink barbie childs bike lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Which bit was he sticking it in?Weird anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted November 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, it says he was SIMULATING sex with a bike. That doesn't necessary mean any penetration took place at all!It's not as if shagging his bike, not in public, is causing anyone any harm. Better that than a 6 year old girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 I don't see a problem with that at all. Maybe he has some sort of fetish. Atleast he isn't doing anyone any harm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 He admitted to "sexual breach of the peace". How much peace should there be in a locked room?This sex offenders list has gotten ridiculous, its losing all of its purpose and meaning and the general public view every single person on it as a child rapist when its clearly not the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Thats odd but as odd as it is, its not really a sex offence is it ? Strange guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 He admitted to "sexual breach of the peace". How much peace should there be in a locked room?This sex offenders list has gotten ridiculous, its losing all of its purpose and meaning and the general public view every single person on it as a child rapist when its clearly not the case.yeah i think its utter rediculous that he was forced to sign the liststill some wierd fetish he has there though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomR Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Ridiculous, as weird as it was he was still locked in his room, why does it matter if its a blow up doll or a metal tube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rusevelt Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 How ridiculous is that story, a man having sex with a bike. that means Terry Adams youtube video clip of him sleeping with his bmx should be banned because it demostrates sexual practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliot Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 How ridiculous is that story, a man having sex with a bike. that means Terry Adams youtube video clip of him sleeping with his bmx should be banned because it demostrates sexual practice.It is pretty dumb, but there is not a lot you can do about it, unless your ready to start a petition saying that bike shagging is completely accepted and condoned by the bike riding community and infact a common past time of many bike riders. Hell, I’d sign it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 yeah i think its utter rediculous that he was forced to sign the liststill some wierd fetish he has there thoughI believe it officially becomes public as soon as somebody walks in. it's a bit f**ked up though - if that''d been his wife would he have had to sign the register? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike W Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 (edited) They invaded his privacy by going in the room though ?I think im taking this too far, hes bike shagging maniac Bet it was an echo hifi ! Edited November 7, 2007 by t-comp-mike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Hahaha ive SLEPT with my bike! lol not shagged it though.... sounds pretty f**king re-diculas though....STILL f**king funny imagine the look on the mans face hahaha why did they open the door? just cos' they were maids? wierrrd shit to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Well, it says he was SIMULATING sex with a bike. That doesn't necessary mean any penetration took place at all!It's not as if shagging his bike, not in public, is causing anyone any harm. Better that than a 6 year old girl....It's the thought that counts. He's wierd, and also Simpson, I have slept with a bike in my room, but actually taken it to bed with you? f**king hell... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 It's the thought that counts. He's wierd, and also Simpson, I have slept with a bike in my room, but actually taken it to bed with you? f**king hell...i have, but i was in a tent and there was no way i was leaving it outside lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearded Midget Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 lmfao thats funny as lol. man got caught and jailed for having sex with pavement, wtf lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Beck Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 Hahaha! Having sex with pavements! Sounds like something of Brasseye! HAHAHAHA!!! Hardly any people ive met know about brasseye! Tis hilarious"cows twat stuffed with jam""Cow chained to a mini-engine in a shopping trolley""Its not really living at all, a fox is made of string really""but are we deing too kind, for example, this bus load of flies being sent on holiday to Africa" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 as with most. im not suprised at the bike shagging whatever. more so that he is being punished.. imagine this in court Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 HAHAHAHA!!! Hardly any people ive met know about brasseye! Tis hilarious"cows twat stuffed with jam""Cow chained to a mini-engine in a shopping trolley""Its not really living at all, a fox is made of string really""but are we deing too kind, for example, this bus load of flies being sent on holiday to Africa"Heavy electricity crushing people like lead soup :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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