Most Interesting Fact You Know

[Ben John-Hynes]

The banana, in fact, is not a fruit.

Because it does not grow on a tree, it is classed as a herb.

Something like that anywho.

[yoyoyo]

One banana tree.

[Ben John-Hynes]

Wikipedia it,

You'll be sorely mistaken

[yoyoyo]

Well played sir.

[Fixed Pants™]

Pete Wright's brakepads are louder than 9 1.4megaton nuclear missiles going off at the same time.

[Haz]

Pete Wright's brakepads are louder than 9 1.4megaton nuclear missiles going off at the same time.

You are about 5 years too late fatty.

[Fixed Pants™]

Na, i'm relighting Pete Wright jokes...

[Fixed Pants™]

But people can still use Pete Wright jokes...

Who was around when Chuck Norris was around? Not many people... Still millions of people use his jokes.

[Trebor]

But Chuck Norris jokes are still funny...ish

[Tomm]

Still millions of people use his jokes.

Only idiots, you're about 2 years too late on that fad too. Maybe you're going to RickRoll us? Or what about Star Wars kid, he's hilarious.

[Tom Booth]

The fact Chuck Norris is still around kind of foils your argument, aswell as the fact that you can go and get films with Norris in. I may well be wrong, but Pete never did a film?

[Wrayvon]

Oh dear fatty, you're sinking back to that level again.

[Fixed Pants™]

I mean at the height of his fame, not 10 (?) years after it.

[Thurston]

Sorry Scottish TF'ers...

According to The Reform Scotland report, there is more crime in Glasgow than New York.

Seemingly for every 100,000 people there were around 731 incidents in Glasgow compared to 631 in New York.

I saw that in a nuts magazine

[spaceman]

Got this off my friend's blog...

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)

In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse.

This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")!

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.

The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.

(Is that really true?)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

In Santa Cruz , Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as Guam!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too. )

And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad Breath in the morning)

[Brian Bleech]

No. Way.

But he was bi.

[Al_Fel]

Only a mong uses tar on their brakes.

[Gandalf the Yellow]

interesting ones from spaceman..

especially the sex related ones

steve

[Ali C]

daddy long legs are the most poisonous spider

not true, the daddy long legs is also known as the "harvestman" spider, but in fact it isnt a true spider as it only has one body segment (compared with a real spiders two).

Thats the uk daddy long legs anyway, I think the americans have different spiders, but they are still not dangerous at all.

THE most venomous spider is the Brazilian "wandering" spider, it is also very aggressive and can jump. However it is not the most dangerous as it lives in forests far from most humans. That title can go to either the Black widow or the Funnel Web as both live in peoples houses and gardens.

As I am on about venom, the MOST venomous animal in the world, above all snakes and spiders is the Box Jellyfish, they are nasty!!

[Ashley-Wood]

ummm, cows have four stomachs i think lmao.

[Ash-Kennard]

1) The most ejaculatory orgasms ever recorded in 1 hour for a man is 16.

2) The farthest a woman has been recorded to ejaculate is about 9'29" (3 m).

3) The greatest distance attained for a jet of semen that has ever been recorded is 18'9" (5.71 m) which was achieved with a "substantial" amount of seminal fluid by Horst Schultz.

4) The average speed of a man's ejaculation is 28 miles (45.05 km) per hour. The average speed of a city bus is 25 miles (40.22 km) per hour.

5) Having swallowed the most amount of semen ever officially recorded Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints (0.96 liter) of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

6) The female gangbang world record is owned by a woman named Houston who had intercourse with 620 men in one day! A video was made of this historic event. As it took about 10 hours (with a few very brief breaks) to do it, the average time of intercourse was less than 58 seconds.

7) Women hold the record for having the most orgasms. The biggest amount of orgasms enjoyed by a woman in 1 hour ever recorded is a pussy shattering 134!

8) The male gangbang world record goes to porn actor Jon Dough who worked himself over 55 women in one day. He had 5 to 6 ejaculations. Actually, he was supposed to have had intercourse with at least 101 women, but he did the other 46 two weeks later.

9) The record of the man who has had intercourse the most frequently goes to a man who was recorded to have had intercourse about 52,000 times over a period of 30 years. This means he had intercourse on average 33.3 times a week!

10) Youngest Father - Sean Stewart, of Sharnbrook, England, became the father of a healthy 6 lb. baby boy on January 20, 1998, at age 12

[hI-OOPS-CAPS]

well ash, i suppose i know the limits of the sexual organs now.

[Revolver]

not true, the daddy long legs is also known as the "harvestman" spider, but in fact it isnt a true spider as it only has one body segment (compared with a real spiders two).

Thats the uk daddy long legs anyway, I think the americans have different spiders, but they are still not dangerous at all.

THE most venomous spider is the Brazilian "wandering" spider, it is also very aggressive and can jump. However it is not the most dangerous as it lives in forests far from most humans. That title can go to either the Black widow or the Funnel Web as both live in peoples houses and gardens.

As I am on about venom, the MOST venomous animal in the world, above all snakes and spiders is the Box Jellyfish, they are nasty!!

daddy long legs are crane flies

harvestman things are different.

Craneflies/daddy long legs seem to have this incredible ability to always fly straight at your face.

[BONGO]

ummm, cows have four stomachs i think lmao.

i think i must do too.

[dan_addison]

henry ford did not say "you can have it in any colour, as long as its black"

The Original models T's were red blue or green i think

It takes 3 and a half packets of fruit pastels to choke a cestral