Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 you ruined the potential of this topic before it even got off the ground. shame on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 'Never has a manc said so much, that meant so little, to so many' - Ricky Gervais to Karl Pilkington. Makes me laugh everytime I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Larry David: I don't like talking to... to people I KNOW, but strangers, I have no problem with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a night Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 tank, when a whale washed up on the beach "oh my god look at its wang!!!!!!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 (edited) Optimists believe this is the best possible world. Pessimists know it is. Silence is golden. Duck Tape is silver. Edited May 23, 2008 by Bender_Bending_Rodriguez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 A man with no enemies is a man with no character.- Paul Newman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 To optimists the glass is half full To pessismists its half empty To engineers its twice as big as it needs to be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 "I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alextheferret Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 fall down 7 times, get up 8 times <- dont know who said it, might have been Ghandi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 "I could eat a knob at night" - Karl Pilkington Right, we'll cut that, cut that there. If theres any DJ's listening or house producers, loop that...... Best quote ever. Specially when they get that newspaper write up from America with the comment about 500,000 results on a websearc for 'I could eat a nob at night' 'Are all of those results related to the show? Or are some on about little gay fella's?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 'By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.' -Socrates Always thought that was pretty good. -Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing." David Jeffries "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning." Albert Einstein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "yes ok im a racist, i hate black paki's, the welsh scotish and irish. in fact if you dont come from portsmouth your a fanny" that comes from dave at work who is the funniest bloke you will ever speak to, he adds extra drinks to peoples bills becaused theyve pissed him off or theyre disabled. he calls it fining them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sounds like a really nice guy. So long as you're in the BNP or are a white supremacist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 check my sig, love this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 check my sig, love this one. T.S.Elliot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "yes ok im a racist, i hate black paki's, the welsh scotish and irish. in fact if you dont come from portsmouth your a fanny" that comes from dave at work who is the funniest bloke you will ever speak to, he adds extra drinks to peoples bills becaused theyve pissed him off or theyre disabled. he calls it fining them. If that's true then the guy you work with is one of the biggest Cocks in the world. Overcharging somebody for being disabled is ethically, morraly, infact it's just plain wrong on every concievable level and if you think he's "one of the funniest blokes you'll ever meet" then you need to take a look at trying to meet some different people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bondy Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "yes ok im a racist, i hate black paki's, the welsh scotish and irish. in fact if you dont come from portsmouth your a fanny" that comes from dave at work who is the funniest bloke you will ever speak to, he adds extra drinks to peoples bills becaused theyve pissed him off or theyre disabled. he calls it fining them. What a c**t "When the rich wage war, it is the poor who die" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 (edited) T.S.Elliot? is it? ive never known where it came from, was written on a poster in my school maths room years ago just googled it, bang on there david Edited May 24, 2008 by Ash-Kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Sounds like a really nice guy. So long as you're in the BNP or are a white supremacist. If that's true then the guy you work with is one of the biggest Cocks in the world. What a c**t Agreed on all counts. You both need looking at if you think that sort of thing's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 Agreed on all counts. You both need looking at if you think that sort of thing's funny. its funny because he is so closed minded that his views are seen as shocking and impressionable people like sam, who obviously doesnt have the mental capacity to realise the guy is just a twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 'Those that don't remember the past, are condemed to relive it.' Don't know where its from but my history teacher taught me that when i was doing my GCSE's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "History will be kind to me, because I intend to write it." Whoever doesn't know who said that is a a loser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "History will be kind to me, because I intend to write it." Whoever doesn't know who said that is a a loser. That makes me a loser then. but I dont stutter even in my typing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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