beigemaster Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 I have a 4x4, WATUGONADO.Steal your wiper blades when your not looking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 How many bedrooms? 4, although there not massive. If you wantz any more Deetz catch meh on msn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) Your almost on one of my pet hates. A dog craps in the street, X amount of money fine. A horse walks down he road crapping absolutely f**king everywhere, no problems.Like Nick said, dogs shit on pavements and in town centers, etc. and their shit is made up of meat mainly. My parents rides their horses in and around a little village near here and all their horses eat are grass, hay, and vegetable based stuff that my parents make them.Also, are you telling me you'd happily wait for a horse owner in the middle of the road to get off their horse and pick up the poo? I very much doubt it. Also where the f**k are they supposed to put it, you can put dog shit in a carrier bag, horses shit a lot more than a dog! My parents pick up as much of the shit as they can from their field to keep it clean, so don't assume horse owners aren't responsible.Plus, people like JohnMack's Mum need them for their actual practical benefits. However, I do think that they should ban them from school runs which are where there most often found. I know people argue that they are the safest way of transporting your kids which is a fair point except by having such a big vehicle with poor visibility you are putting everyone else's kids in danger.My mum's a teacher but she always goes to see the horses after work, she takes her other car if she doesnt need to feed the horses.Dogs shit on paths, in parks, where I'm trying to ride, kids are playing, people are lying down in the sun, whatever.Horses shit on the moors, on country roads and bridle paths. Generally well away from someone stepping/lying in it.How many horses do you think there are in your avarage town compared to dogs?Thank youOoooh how about a few of my pet hates:Ignorant people, arrogant people, compulsive liars, people who don't text back (although I have a habit of doing that) Edited January 20, 2009 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) 4, although there not massive. If you wantz any more Deetz catch meh on msnWould it still be available round September-ish? Edited January 20, 2009 by Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 My dog. (No pun intended)People who wait for you to finish what you're saying before saying, "Pardon?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) People who wait for you to finish what you're saying before saying, "Pardon?".People who interrupt you to say pardon, and then respond just before you begin to repeat yourself.I also dislike my dog for excreting in the house.And for coming to my room, and then running away when I approach her. Dickhead dog! Edited January 20, 2009 by Bruce Lee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-i-t-c-h Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 OrganizationitsOrganisation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Steal your wiper blades when your not looking That's really going to make me want to change from my petrol downing monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Cyclists who insist on riding on the road when there is a cycle path right next to them. And horses on the road - the owners don't pay tax, they clog up traffic, shit all over the road, F*CK OFF!If it's a road bike do excuse them, the majority of cycle paths are f**king shite to ride when on 23C tyres.thatand discourteous people like when your getting off the bus/train and they have to get on before letting you out, people that don't say thanks when you've let them through, held a door etc, people that dont move when you say excuse me in shops, people that sit in the middle lane on the motorwayI was getting off a Virgin train the other day with the bike storeroom in the front, I let all the people get out the carriage first since I'm courteous like that and followed the last guy. The people outside were so impatient to get on the train some guy ended up getting a faceful of TryAll Stiky People who carry on talking when I'm trying to concentrate and blantenly ignoring them.I do that so often and it never works. I'll start doing it then realise they haven't taken the hint and you have to try and figure out what the f**k they've been talking about for the 20seconds you were ignoring them for...The missus always catches me out doing it Any walkers who have a go when your riding XC on footpaths, they go mental, as if we didn't know already that we're not supposed to be there, we're going to do it anyway, just like I'm going to download illegal music and play it too loud.People constantly telling me I'll have a better time if I move away for Uni. "The night life/clubbing scene is better", I hate clubbing, I like going to the pub for a few drinks then going to bed before I have to get up again. Have they not seen how much it costs aswell? My mate is paying £90 in halls, not including food. I'd rather stay at home and be able to ride my bike all the time, and have a bedroom larger than my current wardrobe.Riding on footpaths is definitely not cool, I've done it many many times when I used to XC alot but whenever I got caughtout you just have to be apologetic and accept that you are in the wrong (by law!). You then have the moral high ground and full right to go f**king ballistic when some twat makes you stop on a fast trail that you have every right to be hammering through at IWILLBREAKYOURFACEIFYOUDONTGETOUTMYWAYmph.On the moving away from University side, my gf lives at home for Uni and she's loaded! lol It's not really her money but she's got plenty for a car/insurance now.I can see why, horses would get freaked out by the loud brakes, etc. At some stables I drove my mum to when I was still learning, I took my camera, and the flash popped up and the horse got well freaked out!If they ever ask you to stop riding again, just say 'can you go another way? I'm scared of horses..' or something... see what they do then. Horses have the same intelligence as a tropical fish but a ridiculously good memory. Means they get spooked by the most random things, my gf's mum's horse frequently gets scared by buckets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 (edited) Those stuck up bastards on horses that come up the road and ask you to stop riding in case you scare the horse. f**k off! How about you keep it in the field if it's scared of a bike with orange wheels, whats it going to do when a lorry goes past! (Theres an industrial estate at the end of my road)Any walkers who have a go when your riding XC on footpaths, they go mental, as if we didn't know already that we're not supposed to be there, we're going to do it anyway, just like I'm going to download illegal music and play it too loud.People constantly telling me I'll have a better time if I move away for Uni. "The night life/clubbing scene is better", I hate clubbing, I like going to the pub for a few drinks then going to bed before I have to get up again. Have they not seen how much it costs aswell? My mate is paying £90 in halls, not including food. I'd rather stay at home and be able to ride my bike all the time, and have a bedroom larger than my current wardrobe.You'd meet a lot more people (broads) out clubbing or going half decent bars than an old pub. make the most out of your youthalso not a fan ofgeneric tastethe phrases:mezzy azgetting on it etchenleyslads drinking alcopopsdisloyal friendsover confidence Edited January 20, 2009 by Caleb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Gardner Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Rude foreignersDrunk people when you're soberPeople who think they have authority when they dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Rude foreignersDrunk people when you're soberPeople who think they have authority when they dont^^^all of the above, oh my god soo true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beigemaster Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 Rude foreignersDrunk people when you're soberPeople who think they have authority when they dontDon't ever work on a bar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 The word 'inauguration' which i must have heard 50 times today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 the sound of people chewingsniffingsnortingbeing within 50 yeard of people eating when i am notpeople slurping teainhaling when you take a mouthfulchewing wih mouth openwhen my placemat isn't at 90 degrees to the tableknife and fork must be equally placed to place matplus many more, canny be bothered typing though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted January 20, 2009 Report Share Posted January 20, 2009 the sound of people chewingsniffingsnortingbeing within 50 yeard of people eating when i am notpeople slurping teainhaling when you take a mouthfulchewing wih mouth openwhen my placemat isn't at 90 degrees to the tableknife and fork must be equally placed to place matplus many more, canny be bothered typing thoughOCD?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Yeah, those last few are OCD not pet hates! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 OCD??Exactly what I was thinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Both my parents pay tax on their cars, income, etc. so why should they have to pay it on their horses too?So by that logic, I could have another car and not tax it, because I've already paid for one lot of tax on my current car and my wages..?Also another one, mightier than thou attitudes (in particular the Police) I cannot stand people who talk down to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 This guy knows the score, 5 months of being a really nice guy, and then hardly f**king talking to you.Countless times you've bought something and barely a thank you.All those wasted opportunities to pull/get numbers because you felt harsh about it.The times, you've had to pay attention.The times, you have to pay/watch/then listen for hours about twlight./rantEDIT: The list will no doubt grow throughout the night.Just decided to deleted a paragraph because I know she will look at this.infact i'll tell you what lads, let me block trials forum from everycomputer on my network apart from mine, then I can post whatever the f**k I want!I know it's not a competition, but if it was I think i'd win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Jake just do it anyway! f**k er! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 So by that logic, I could have another car and not tax it, because I've already paid for one lot of tax on my current car and my wages..?Also another one, mightier than thou attitudes (in particular the Police) I cannot stand people who talk down to me.No, not at all, but why should they have to pay tax on a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Because they're using it on the road and leaving piles of shit, if the rest of this thread is anything to go by Go down the SORN route and only use it in fields... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walleee Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 (edited) OCD??That is by no means behaviour indicative of OCD, which is an absolute CURSE. If you had OCD those things wouldn't be your pet hates, they would be what kept you sane for the most part. I like my placemat at 90 to the table, it's simply tidy and makes the best use of space. Same with your knife and fork, it hardly makes sense to have your fork beside your plate and your knife at the other side of the table does it?ok so in response to NicP5 months, try a year and then living with her, we are not talking apparently.I ended up in a £1500 overdraft trying to impressMet two of the sweetest scottish girls I have ever met while I was with her, would give a pinky to be able to change how I acted towards them.I fell asleep once it was so bad.I had to endure Buffy. Waking up at 8am for maths, and she had allready been awake sitting in bed with her laptop watching buffy the cuntrag sniffer. I actually can't understand how my attendance got bad, surley that would get anyone out of bed straight away.....Believe it or not i'm not actually all that bothered about it. Her saying today 'the only thing I want to do is get pissed' kinda made me realise just how much of a nothing she is. Quite sad really as she had such potential, I can only imagine how she's getting on right now! Edited January 21, 2009 by Walleee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 the sound of people chewingUghhh! I absaloutley can't stand being near my mum when she's eating. haha! She breathes though her mouth as she chews, and 'clunks' her teeth together, does my head in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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