Paperclip Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) OK heres a way for the newbys to keep happy Theres allways rules!NO race joke's NO offencive joke's against people on the forum! NO jokes under 10 words now this is a joke thread so dosent have to be bike related.!!!!!! < DO NOT POST IN THIS TOPIC IF YOUR NOT SHARING A JOKE UNLESS YOUR JEWISH/GOD./OR JUST ULTRA COOL.Note: chatup lines, sligh comments etc are all jokes just dont be getting hannah into it or shell just comeone to every one let the jokes commence . .. . . . ... . Edited July 8, 2009 by Seabasss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 How do you fit 3 elephants into a 'Safeway' carrier bag.Take the 'f' out of safe, and the 'f' out of way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Indeed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 The way you wrote that joke, and indeed the joke itself, makes no sense whatsoever... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Good start, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) How do you fit 3 elephants into a 'Safeway' carrier bag.Take the 'f' out of safe, and the 'f' out of way.For people who dont get that.If you say that to someone then the normaly reply " Theres no f in way." Now say that to your self. Edited June 24, 2009 by Little Yoshi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) Could it be: If you take the "ph" (f***) out of an Elephant, you better get the f**k out of it's way? I dunno?I don't really get the supermarket angle though? Sorry!Edit: The clouds have now parted! Edited June 24, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'd say that was blurring the lines between being a 'cheesy' joke and being straight up 'shit'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 Explaned it 3 comments up.Have a look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 (edited) I know... What do you get a TGS rider for Xmas?.....-A life! What do you get a mod rider for xmas?......Some dignity!What do you get a Stock rider for Xmas?A seat!What do you get a 24" rider for xmas?Nothing, he already has it all!Only kidding!!! Edited June 24, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I'd say that was blurring the lines between being a 'cheesy' joke and being straight up 'shit'.That's just because you didn't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeCottTrials Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? because its too tired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 RULES: NO race joke's NO offencive joke's against people NO jokes under 10 words let the jokes commence . .. . . . ... . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 That's just because you didn't get it. In fairness, jokes that are based on speech don't really translate well to the internet? And even in real life, I still stand by my previous comment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
middleageman Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 (edited) A Trialer was walking down the path one day when his friend, another Trialer, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle.The first trialer was stunned by his friend's sweet ride and asked, "WOW! Where did you get such a nice bike?" The second Trialer replied, "Well, yesterday I was walking home, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want!'" The second Trialer nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit." A very devout Trialist dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter meets him at the gate. First thing the Trialist asks is if there are bicycles in heaven. "Sure," says St. Peter, "let me show you," and he leads the guy into the finest Trials park you can imagine. "This is great," the Trialist says."It certainly is," says St. Peter. "You will have a custom bike and the best cycling clothes you've ever seen, and your personal masseuse will always available." As they speak a blur streaks by them on the track riding a gold plated Koxx."Wow!" the Trialist exclaims. "That guy was so good that can only be Gilles Coustellier!""No," says St. Peter, "that was God on the bike, he only thinks he's Gilles". What's the hardest thing about learning Trials?The floor! Edited June 25, 2009 by middleageman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunshineDiver Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What do you call cheese that isn't yours???Nacho Cheese! So bad its gd haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest itstroy08 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Im suprised no one has said it before this post, or my bad eyes playin up.Why did the chinken cross the road?Im not going to finish it .Or a bit of a better one,Whys a deck of cards like a woman?Because:You need a HEART to love them.A DIAMOND to marry them.A CLUB to beat them.And a SPADE to bury them. Bit old but meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 What do you call cheese that isn't yours???Nacho Cheese! So bad its gd haha.WINNER./thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Why did the chinken cross the road?NO RACIST JOKES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Why did the chinken cross the road?NO RACIST JOKES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I don't get your point? You just quoted the guy I quoted, then the reply I wrote to that post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladie Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 I don't get your point? You just quoted the guy I quoted, then the reply I wrote to that post?Umm , well I guess there wasn't really a point ..mr muel. Was just posting a reply to indicate I found it funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ahh right, just you quoted the first guys post aswell, which kinda made me think you were trying to point out that I'd missed his post or something...Sorry for the misunderstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclip Posted June 25, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 WINNER./thread.maybe if he read the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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