Paperclip Posted June 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 i dont get that one ?Whats there not to get, he's calling the girl chunky my dear . Threads turning out whey! better than expected be a SHAME for it to end lets see how long we cam make it last people!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottcj9 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 News Flash : Day 34 in the big brother house and Jade Goody has a new house mate (MJs dead) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclip Posted July 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 News Flash : Day 34 in the big brother house and Jade Goody has a new house mate (MJs dead)Thats atually not funny what so ever keep it coming ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Brown Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Whats the difrence between jade goody and a moped ?Atleast the moped can reach 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted July 4, 2009 Report Share Posted July 4, 2009 Whats the difrence between jade goody and a moped ?Atleast the moped can reach 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elliott the onza man Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 two chavs got caught doing what they do, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating a firework. They decided to charge one at let the other off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 theres a nun in the shower and she heres someone knocking on her front door, so she goes down stairs and shouts 'who is it!?'...person at the door replys 'its the blind man'...so she says 'oh come on in'he opens the door and walk in up to her, 'nice tits, where do you want the blind?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Vicar of Dibley - classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Koxx hydroxx 2 Jack * Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 more of a cheesy chat up line ... but ...nice top , but it would look better on my bedroom floor .all the good ones are racist or offensive though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 more of a cheesy chat up line ... but ...nice top , but it would look better on my bedroom floor .all the good ones are racist or offensive though Are there mirror's in your underwear? Only, I can see myself in them...Si? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Koxx hydroxx 2 Jack * Posted July 5, 2009 Report Share Posted July 5, 2009 Are there mirror's in your underwear? Only, I can see myself in them...Si?come right in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 A monkey sat in a tree with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other, a guy walking past spots the monkey and says to the monkey "you dont need a tin opener for that banana!" the monkey looks at him with confusion any replies "its not for the banana its for the custard you thick c**t! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 A vicar is walking down a small suburban road when he spots a small boy playing with a bottle of sulphuric acid. He goes over to talk to him. The vicar says "you shouldnt play with that my child its dangerous." The boy replies "so what you play with holy water." The vicar says " thats different holy water is a magical thing just the other day a poured holy water on a pregnant womans head and she passed a baby boy." the little boy replies "so what ... I poured this on my dogs balls and he passed a subaru impreza!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 A monkey sat in a tree with a banana in one hand and a tin opener in the other, a guy walking past spots the monkey and says to the monkey "you dont need a tin opener for that banana!" the monkey looks at him with confusion any replies "its not for the banana its for the custard you thick c**t!That is actually hilarious, I laughed out loud Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakejp94@hotmail.co.uk Posted July 6, 2009 Report Share Posted July 6, 2009 Why was 6 scared of 7....because 7,8,9.Why did the hedgehog cross the road....to visit his flat mate.Why did the skeleton cross the road........ to get to the second hand shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclip Posted July 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 Are there mirror's in your underwear? Only, I can see myself in them...ooooo :$ no need to be chatting up, Im sure theres a thread devoted to you and your lines keep them coming girls and boy's and thee odd SHIM Threads getting good, even if you dont post its funny to read Dont let them take this from us ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hdmackay Posted July 8, 2009 Report Share Posted July 8, 2009 3 tampons are standing in a line. Which one says hi?None, they're all stuck up c**ts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bol Maaaaaaing Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 This is not racist, but its biast towards normal people.A Jimmy said to Timmy on South Park: "How many able bodied people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one!Its funny because they are both crippled!JUST LAUGH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bronz Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 This is not racist, but its biast towards normal people…Because it deals with no race on any level… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trailsboy Posted July 9, 2009 Report Share Posted July 9, 2009 I Have reed like 5 of these about board shitless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlayMe Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 A man is at the dentist. Dentist: Did you have oral sex recently?Man: Yeah, I did. How do you know? Do I have a pubic hair between my teeth?Dentist: No, there's shit on your chin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted July 10, 2009 Report Share Posted July 10, 2009 Are there mirror's in your underwear? Only, I can see myself in them...Na, thats tragic If i was a gun i'd bang you Should i leave now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver gu Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 why did the chewing gum cross the road?????it was stuck to the chickens foot... . . . . . . . .oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Gibbs Posted July 12, 2009 Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 Cheesy chat up lines.You remind me of a parking ticket, cuz you got fine written all over you!Nice legs what time do they open!They are so crap! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperclip Posted July 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2009 why did the chewing gum cross the road?????it was stuck to the chickens foot... . . . . . . . .oh dear. Epicly sad! that bad made me chuckle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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