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24crew, assemble. The Transporter themed drinking game we had in Bristol resulted in a fair amount being consumed!

Every time the word package, rules, or *word i've forgotten* is mentioned, neck two fingers worth of your chosen drink, keep downing it when he's got his top off/ is underwater until he puts some clothes back on/ stops holding his breath. Repeat over 3 films. Such occurrences happen scarily regularly :P

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International Drinking Rules.... If you are last to do anything then we tend to play the 2 finger rule (drink 2 fingers)

Rules straight from facebook.

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1. Mr Chairman - responsible for clarifying existing rules, must be consulted as "Mr Chairman"

2. Mr Weights and Measure - responsible for deciding and enforcing forfeits. Also he can arbitrarily command the immediate consumption of all beverages on the table at any time by calling "Last Orders"

3. The Snitch - responsible for reporting any offences to Mr Chairman

4. The Snitch's Snitch - no explanation needed

5.Thumb Master-if the thumb master places his or her thumb on the edge of the table, all other players must do the same. The last one to do so drink the forfeit and becomes new master

6.Freeze Master-everyone must freeze in the same pose as the freeze master, the loser now becomes the new master.

7.Jive Master-when the jive master does a dance, all other players perform the same dance, the loser becomes the new master

8.Head Master - when they place their head on the table others must follow, last to do so then becomes the new master.

9. Question Master - when the Question Master asks anyone a question, the only appropriate and acceptable response is, "F**K OFF".

10. Grenade Master- Someone shouts "grenade", everyone hits the floor- last person to do so is given a suitable punishment (the peoples choice)

11. Pistols at Dawn Master - This master at any point in the session can point with his makeshift guns to any two drinkers at the table, screaming "PISTOLS AT DAWN!!!!". A quick fire standoff ensues, the last person to stand up, shoot their opposition and scream "BANG" dies, and has to neck the rest of his/her drink. The loser then becomes the new Pistols at Dawn Master. (Courtesy of Nick Bowie)

(all the above Masters, not including Games Master and Question Master, change after every round, and the loser becomes the new master.Anybody who loses at the said round, must consume a punishment given, by the Chairman and Mr Weights and Measures (Ben Press))

11. Games Master - In charge of the game that everyone is playing. During these games, these rules MUST BE FOLLOWED:

Rules

1. At NO time can you point at anything with your fingers, you could use your elbows or clenched fist, these are popular alternatives

2. Players must always consume beverages with their left hand. When the wrong hand is used, fellow competitors shout "BUFFALO!" to indicate the offence and wait for punishment.

alternatively.........

"Drinking with the Clock"- players imbibe socially with the minute hand of the clock, and penalties against the minute hand. So, it the minute hand is on the left side of the clock face, social chugging is with the left hand and penalties with the right hand. The opposite occurs when the minute hand is on the right side.

Ultimately which rule is followed is chosen by Chairman.

3. Players must "tap out" when leaving the table, by tapping twice on the playing surface.

4. All glasses must be placed a index fingers length away from the edge of the surface of the chosen table.

5. Players must remove "the Little Green Man" from the top of the glass before imbibing, then replace him after.

6. No "hands" may touch their legs. If caught they consume a fine

7. "God Save the Queen" should a penny be dropped into your drink, its owner must shout "God Save the Queen!", and the person who's beverage has the penny in it, must chug it all as quick as humanly possible, to prevent the "Queen" from "drowning". The other persons present must stand, remove any headgear, and sing the national anthem until the "Queen" is saved.

8. At no time can anyone swear or curse, such atrocities will be punished suitably by the Chairman, and Mr Weights and Measures, unless responding to the Question Master, using only the appropriate.

9. The word "drink", is not allowed, suitable alternatives are "consume", "chug" and "imbibe". Punishments are decided by the Chairman, and Mr Weights and Measures.

or.....

seeing as "drink" is banned, instead of saying:

"drink" say jack higgins.

"drunk" - jack huggins

"drank" - jack haggins

(Will Treasure)

10.) "Tactical Chunder" or just generally being sick at the imbibing table is not allowed in any forms! and can receive a serious punishment for the offender.(Samuel Evans)

11.) Double banking is not allowed in a pub or social club. Only one beverage per player, anyone who deems themselves worthy of two or more can down them until one remains as punishment for thinking too highly of themselves! Banking is only allowed in a club (nightclub) as it takes a while to get served.

12.) "Tell 'em" - this is used when observing certain qualities about a total stranger. e.g. "my she has nice tits" or " God he is well fit", if someone is to make such a statement, a fellow participant can say "Tell Her/Him!", at this point, the person who originally made the statement must go over to the "said" person and recount what they have just said. Punishments occur if they refuse, take too long or it is suspected by more than one person that the didnt tell them the truth. (David "Jessy" McAdam)

13.) SPILLAGE EQUALS DOWNAGE - no real explanation needed, if you spill some of your beverage in any way at all, even if you miss your mouth, you down the remainder of your beverage (Ghennet Christine Hess )

or.......

"SPILLAGE=SHOEAGE"... simply finishing a pint/beverage if most of it has been spilt all over the table/self is often not enough, a friendly top up or general contribution into the offenders shoe, is fairer to the group who now must play with a wet table! (Rich Jenkin)

and....

"Spillage equals lickage": if someone who is careless enough to spill your drink, they must be embarassed and hoover up the spill, no matter where it may be, using no implements to aid in the clean up operation! (Chappers)

or....

You spilt it, You snort it!! - spill your drink on any surface and you have to snort it clean, it has to be done, its a punishment in its self, as no-one likes a wet surface! (Alan Kerr)

14.) "FIZZOG" - is where a "shakey face" is performed. Anyone can use this on anyone. e.g. I want "Dave" to perform a "shakey face", so I call "Dave FIZZOG". Now Dave needs to turn to me and shake their face in a violent manner whilst photographic evidence is taken. Now, if "Dave" doesn't perform a good shakey face, they receive suitable punishment. If the Fizzog caller messes up the taking of the picture, then they deserve punishment for being incapable!! see http://coventry.facebook.com/group.php?gid...8901&ref=nf for more details (Jason Molloy)

HOLDING COURT

I believe that the "drinking game" is a game of honesty.

However, arguments will sometimes arise when a grass will inform on a fellow chugger, and out of selfishness the imbiber will argue that the grass is lying. In such a case, Court Sessions must be initiated.Chairman takes the role of Judge, and the other roles (i.e. Prosecution "lawyer", Defence "lawyer", Evidence (witnesses), Jury) are decided by shotgun rules, using whichever witnesses are to hand to strengthen the argument. The Defence then has the opportunity to plead his/her case. The chairman then draws on all the evidence and makes his/her judgement.

If the Defendant is found guilty, then a punishment fitting the crimes of the filthy stinking liar should be dealt out. Not guilty means a 2 pint neck for the dirty grass for false accusation

Forfeits

The Penalty for breaking the rules is the obvious, a hearty swig of your chosen beverage. The usual measure is two digits, but ultimately it is the discretion of Mr Weights and Mesaures upon the final penalty. More severe crimes can incur the finishing of one's beverage, and the purchase of a fresh new one.

Falsely accusing a fellow competitor is considered "foul-play" and can often result in a harsh punishment.

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Yea Matt I was going to call gentlemens code of drinking

Arrogance is a good one to get you f**ked, you start with an empty pint glass, and the first person pours as much of their drink into the cup as they feel appropriate (hence the name arrogance) after pouring you flip a coin heads or tails, if you get it right the glass gets passed to the next person with your alcahol still in it... they pour in as much as they feel confident with (arrogance) flip etc.

If you get it wrong you have to down the contents of the glass, which is always effectivly a shitmix

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Anyone played 21? go round the table and say the next number, say the next two numbers to reverse, and the next 3 to skip someone. Person who says 21 downs the drink?

Some lads in uni played that, but instead of saying the numbers they clucked them like a chicken. And when it got to like 11, the guy who had it made a MASSIVE chicken noise and passed the run on to someone across the table.

It was VERY funny to watch!

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Haha, you've posted that SO many times now. :rolleyes:

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN BOY! :P

Some lads in uni played that, but instead of saying the numbers they clucked them like a chicken. And when it got to like 11, the guy who had it made a MASSIVE chicken noise and passed the run on to someone across the table.

Yea we play it each one makes a rule, so like "Every number which is divisible by 3 must be simply called tomato." lol

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Thumb-master?

At the beginning, one dude nominates himself as the thumb-master

When you're at the bar, the thumb-master puts their thumb on the bar on the sly. The rest of the players join in, and the last player to do it downs their drink. The loser is the next thumb-master.

There's the same game but with a finger on the nose, too. There's a few variations.

Also, the RING OF FIRE, anyone heard of that?

Ring of fire rules.

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Simple one you have to drink with your wrong hand, so if your right handed you have to drink with your left hand all night and if you accidently pick it up and drink with the wrong hand you have to down it.

That one got me hammered at New Year. About 35 of us playing it. Worst one was taking a sip of a new can, putting it down, then picking it up with the wrong hand by accident. One guy had to down 4 cans, was either an idiot or wanted to get pissed fast.

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Drink bowling is good.

Buy a 4 pint pitcher each(you will need more), then play a game of bowling, for every pin knocked down, you add a finger of drink to a glass.

As soon as you see another play fill thier glass, you may shout 'Gutterball', 'Spare' or 'Strike'.

Gutterballs allow the person to pour half of their drink onto another player. If gutterball is called the last player to exclaim 'Gutterball!' recieves the drink, at which point 'Spare' rules take place, and the reciever downs half their drink.

Spares are half the pint downed. You may call spare at any time.

Strikes are full pints downed. You may only call strike when the player strikes.

If the player bowling scores a gutterball, spare or strike whilst bowling, they may either pass thier drink on, challenge someone else to spare, or to strike thier drinks.

If a player can not complete downing a 'spare' or 'strike', they foul, which means next round they must attempt to 'spare' or 'strike' again, which continues until they succeed.

It's not so bad as long as everyone is on the same drink.

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Pack of Cards, you then write rules for certain cards for example;

King - Remove 1 Item of Clothing

Queen - Add 1 Item of Clothing

Jack - Down a Pint

Ace - Toilet Card

2 of Clubs - Evil Drink (Mix everyones drink into a pint glass and drink it)

3 of Diamonds - Dare

10 of Hearts - Cigarette Card

You get the idea....

Scatter the cards over the table and each person picks a card in turn

We played it the other weekend, the best cards are the toilet cards - obviously you're not allowed to go for a piss until you pull this card, however once you've got it you can hold on to it and trade it in (i.e. John has to drink ______ before he can go for a piss).

When we played it the majority of us ended up bollock naked in my mates kitchen - however the majority were girls so its all win.

Don't play it with pussys though, I know to many people that are 'well up' for a drinking game, as soon as they have to do anything they back out of it and have a sulk.

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Zoom Schwartz is funny when your drunk

Fuzzy Duck is always amazing.

Ring of Fire/Circle of Death is THE BEST drinking game you've ever played.

21 is awesome as long as theres not dappy girls about that always prevent you from getting to 21 to make a rule.

Centurian is haarrshh and will end up with sick on the floor.

I've never will bring out great secrets.

I reckon will bring out lots of boasting and stupid football facts.

Arrogance will get you smashed

Yer Anzo that's ring of fire.

We play it with slightly switched up rules though:

1-7= one to seven allocations you can give to anyone.

8 = toilet cards

9 = rhymetime (someone sets a lyric and you have to go round all rhyming till someonbe f**ks up and downs a pint :lol:)

10 = Freezemaster. Like thumbmaster but you have to freeze in a funny position.

Jack = Rule card. You can make any rule you want (eg: all allocations go to one person. Double allocations. Left hand drinking. A particular person has to remove an item of clothing every time a cards picked etc). THese rules get absolutely savage and turn into stupid dares usually.

Queen = Save the Queen so you have to do a waterfall. Basically you start drinking and person to the left starts and you can't stop untill you'vew finished your pint or the person on your right has finished.

King = Have a pint glass in the middle of the table. When you get a King you can add whatever you want to it, beer, vodka, wine, piss, bogies whatever so it becomes a dirty pint. Then the last king has to add to it and then down the whole thing.

Ace = Down a pint (or everyone downs a pint, depending on the session)

Also if you break the circle of cards you have to down you're pint. And if anyone displays ignorance (to the rules, common knowledge etc) they have to drink.

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erm, we play kings, which is similar to ring of fire(in fact its pretty much the same game, but with different rules for each card) we include the joker in the pack, and the joker makes you the rule maker, meaning you can create a rule for the game(everytime someones phone goes off, everyone must drink a finger, or the like) but it has been known for us to go "everytime jacks phone goes off, he takes a drink" with one idiot with the toilet card, then ringin jack 10 or so times whilst in the bog, or "everytime someone has to drink, dave must take a drink too"

the other favourite we play is killa, but unless everyones willing to throw in £20 or so, it really needs to be at a mates house, with a pool table. basically the idea is you play the pool game "killa" (you take it in turns to pocket the ball,normally you miss, you lose a life). basically starts off with either a quarter pint in a pint glass(guiness or something, to really mix it up) or half a pint in a pitcher. and a good 50 or so shots, of varying liquids.(hence the money issue).

If you pot 1 ball, you add a shot to the glass, and the pint is passed to the next player

if you pot 2 balls, you add 2 shots to the glass, and the pint is passed to the next player (likewise for 3 or more balls)

if you miss, you drink a finger of the mix.

if you miss and no ball hits a cushion and/or the white doesnt hit a colour, you drink 2 fingers.

if you pot the white ball, you down the dirty pint.

its not too bad, if you miss early on, but later in the game, the pint can be 3/4 spirits, and be curdling on the table, and obviously if you pot the white at that stage, you may as well go home.

obviously its not going to play to well in busy pubs, but in pubs where you get the table all night(like the pub we used to go in, upstairs was pool/darts room, youd be able to sit in there all night with a bunch of mates.

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Pack of Cards, you then write rules for certain cards for example;

King - Remove 1 Item of Clothing

Queen - Add 1 Item of Clothing

Jack - Down a Pint

Ace - Toilet Card

2 of Clubs - Evil Drink (Mix everyones drink into a pint glass and drink it)

3 of Diamonds - Dare

10 of Hearts - Cigarette Card

You get the idea....

I played something similar with a bunch of dutch guys some time ago, the main difference being that the numbered cards indicated how much you had to drink.

But yeah - we had toilet cards, taking off and putting clothes back on, etc. Great fun.

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two games that get you dribbling pretty quick.

game 1:

this is like a roulette game....

you line up 5 spirits on one side of a table and 5 mixers on the other (the mixers however can be anything, from standard cokes and lemonades etc.....but should also contain nasty shit like milk or beer)

now all you need are two dice. first roll of the dice means which spirit you take (you number the spirits or just line them up and go from 1-5). unless its a 6 then its your choice.

the second roll is which mixer you take with the spirit. again unless its a 6 then its your choice.

so hopefully you roll a double 6 then u can do something like a vodka coke. or you could be wounded and have to down a full glass of tequila and milk!

after all that explaining ive found a video explaining it pretty much..... roulette drinking game

game 2:

right before i explain it ill see if i can find a video lol.....

...i cant, poo.

so this game is simple. get 6 glasses and place them in a circle. number them 1 to 6. roll a dice, whatever number it is pour some drink in (as much as you like) give the dice to the next person. they roll, they fill up the corresponding number glass, unless its the same number as before then they have to drink whatever is in that glass. then they roll again (or if u dont want it so hardcore then just pass the dice on)

so lets say the first 3 people go and get dif numbers, then there are 3 glasses with liquids in, the fourth person goes and gets a 3, and glass 3 has drink in, all they gotta do is down it, then either roll again or pass it on. the game is so fast and savage you may want to fill up a big pitcher of drink to keep topping up the glasses.

enjoy, and dont blame me when your sick, cos you will be!

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