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Really Bad Trials Jokes Thread :)


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I had a non trialsy friend laugh at the fact I rode a koxx. He wen't 'haha, you ride cocks'. To be fair to him, not knowing anything about trials, at all, it was quite sharp, and a little bit funny at the time. He stopped laughing when I asked him if he'd like a ride....

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LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

That made me lol :P

That made me lol :P

If you want to confuse a cyclist, say 'your wheels are spinning' they'll stop and look to see what is wrong 50% of the time! :giggle:

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My bike feels really sticky. Ooops i forgot its a Gu.

LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals?

A ZOO!

LOL got 2 more

what do you get if you tear and onza in half?

onza rip

what do you call an onza with wings?

onza bird

okay this ones duisgustin but.....

how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay?

they tongue eachothers rim

okay this ones duisgustin but.....

how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay?

they tongue eachothers rim

What do you call a man that lives on a mountain?

Rockman!!

All of you, go die! If you got quoted twice, then do so twice.

what trials bike is equal to eleven?

onza

(onze is french for 11)

Even you know that's not funny, being as you explained it. Not even worth laughing at because you're such an idiot, it's just actually shocking.

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