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Really Bad Trials Jokes Thread :)

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i just wanted to hear if there were any funny ones or if you made one up?

post it! :D

ill start with one i made up...

my trials bike doesnt have a seat...

you could say its a....pain in the arse?

:)

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Only trials related joke I've heard is off some extremely drunk guy, ""oi you, did you know your bike doesn't have a seat? hahaha"

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WHY DO YOU RUN LOW PRESSURE ?

I DONT IM FAT

REALLY BAD HAH

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lol, on my unicycle i always get,

you lost half your bike mate, wahey! xD

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Not really a joke, but more of an annoying question like the seat one.

Your cranks are well small, (me:no that's a freewheel you nonse) Me and paul did start saying the length of are cranks at one point , that really confuses kids.

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LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

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I had a non trialsy friend laugh at the fact I rode a koxx. He wen't 'haha, you ride cocks'. To be fair to him, not knowing anything about trials, at all, it was quite sharp, and a little bit funny at the time. He stopped laughing when I asked him if he'd like a ride....

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LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

God that one was soo bad! The type of bad joke you cant help but have a little chuckle at :lol:

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LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

That made me lol :P

That made me lol :P

If you want to confuse a cyclist, say 'your wheels are spinning' they'll stop and look to see what is wrong 50% of the time! :giggle:

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That made me lol :P

If you want to confuse a cyclist, say 'your wheels are spinning' they'll stop and look to see what is wrong 50% of the time! :giggle:

My dad did that, and I fell off my bike, b*stard

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thought of another one...

what do you get if you shout into a trials frame?

echo..

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What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals?

A ZOO!

LMAO!

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How can you identify a trials rider's coffee cup?

It's the one with the ground rim. :P

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LOL got 2 more

what do you get if you tear and onza in half?

onza rip

what do you call an onza with wings?

onza bird

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okay this ones duisgustin but.....

how can you tell 2 trials riders are gy?

they tongue eachothers rim

what trials bike is equal to eleven?

onza

(onze is french for 11)

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My bike feels really sticky. Ooops i forgot its a Gu.

LOL i just made up another really bad one

what do you call a chain that smells nice?

links :3

What do you get if you make a trials bike out of animals?

A ZOO!

LOL got 2 more

what do you get if you tear and onza in half?

onza rip

what do you call an onza with wings?

onza bird

okay this ones duisgustin but.....

how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay?

they tongue eachothers rim

okay this ones duisgustin but.....

how can you tell 2 trials riders are gay?

they tongue eachothers rim

What do you call a man that lives on a mountain?

Rockman!!

All of you, go die! If you got quoted twice, then do so twice.

what trials bike is equal to eleven?

onza

(onze is french for 11)

Even you know that's not funny, being as you explained it. Not even worth laughing at because you're such an idiot, it's just actually shocking.

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All of you, go die! If you got quoted twice, then do so twice.

Even you know that's not funny, being as you explained it. Not even worth laughing at because you're such an idiot, it's just actually shocking.

Thats the best bit yet!! :giggle:

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Why did the Trial-Tech rim stop spinning?

Because it was tired.

This is so shit its fun.

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I LIKE TO RIDE KOXX

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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why couldn't the trials computer stop?

because it had a floppy disk :)

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I don't think you understand how jokes work mate.

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