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Luke Dunstan

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whats the centre piece of the annual anorexia and bulimia convention?

a cake jumping out of a girl

A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in

several places".

The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore".

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Two women walk into a building. I'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

A dyslexic woman walks into a bra.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr Dre

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The energizer bunny was arrested the other day. He was charged with battery

I went to the theater the other day and saw a show about puns. It was a play on words

Two cannibals were eating a clown and one said to the other "Does this taste funny?"

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetables?

Getting their wheelchairs in the oven

Whats the hardest part of a coconut to eat?

His sandals

What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?

It wooden go!

what happened to the steel car with steel wheels and a steel engine?

It steel wooden go!

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a woman walks into a doctors office with a lettuce sticking out of her underwear.

doctor says 'whats going on here then?'

she replies 'oh, thats nothing, its just the tip of the iceberg'

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